pokégear

[viiru2alert]

 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



Text, video, or voice.
Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

Comments

12/13/12; around noon

[ghostytrainer]

hey, this might seem out of the blue but i was trying to clean out my box a little and realized that i never did offer to give you your old porygon2 back.
well...other you...you. the one who was here before.
anyway, dis* is level 100, if you want it back i can transfer it to your box in a little bit.
if you don't, then i can hold onto it. no biggie.
i just figured i would offer since it is technically yours.

12/13/12

[viiru2alert]

...omfg.
he 2eriiou2ly named iit dii2*.
iim 2tartiing two feel really bad for thii2 ba2tard's poor pokémon.

yeah, 2end iit over.

12/13/12

[ghostytrainer]

why's that?

[He won't mention the part where it's actually "Dithathterikth" because of Sollux's lisp. Why he named it something he couldn't actually pronounce, John will never understand.]

but alright, just give me a couple minutes to get back to the center and it's all yours.

[viiru2alert]

dii2* is a coding language.
thii2 la2t 2ollux named hii2 pokemon after codiing language2.
ii have another one of hii2 named .~ATH.

al2o, 2ay iit out loud.

december 22nd, late afternoon.

[timelymaid]

hey sollux!
i hope your travel is going safely
anyway i have a question!!
you can code applications for the gear right?
and by you i dont mean me i actually mean you

[viiru2alert]

iive fucked around wiith iit a biit, 2ure.
what do you need?

[timelymaid]

its more a question on if it is possible
some sort of application that can track peoples rosters if they have it?
basically if i find someone who is willing to share rosters for breeding stuff
or like if a bunch of us get together
would it be possible for us to just have a list we can access with everyones list of who they have??

[viiru2alert]

2o you mean liike, iif 2omeoone 2iign2 up for thii2 and download2 the app, they can lii2t theiir current ro2ter for other people two check?
iit won't be able two automatiically detect theiir ro2ter2. ii thiink that break2 liike three law2 of priivacy riight there.
but iif they manually update the thiing them2elve2 ii dont 2ee why iit wouldnt work.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

four things!
one terezis here and could use a speech to text slash text to speech app
if you know where to find those things
since i dont
two karkat wants to do a movie night sometime
three have you eaten today
four hows work at the pokecenter going?

text; january 21st

[viiru2alert]

the la2t two were pretty much poiintle22, but ok.
1. fine. iill look for one.
2. al2o fiine. ii need two talk two hiim anyway.
3. ye2.
4. about a2 well a2 iit2 ever gone, whiich ii2 not much two be proud of.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

but then you got two twos!
1 thank you sollux! :D
2 i think he worries about you
3 what did you eat
4 well did you have fun today?

text; january 21st

[viiru2alert]

one good two ii2 better than two lame two2.
1. no problemo.
2. wiith all the 2hiit ii pulled, iim not 2urprii2ed.
3. a wrap, and iit wa2 fuckiing deliiciiou2.
4. no.

text; february 10th

[timelymaid]

[ Okay, so Sollux clearly isn't going to bring it up first and it's been eight days of radio silence.

He wins the stubbornness war. ]

hi

[ ...but she's still going to be a little cautious about testing the waters, sort of. ]

text; february 10th

[viiru2alert]

[nooooOOOOOOOOOO nope he's not going to do this right now. He's totally entitled to ignore Pokégear messages if he wants to, it's a free country (he's pretty sure) and even if it isn't, this Pokégear is still HIS and he can be as irresponsible as he wants with it. There is literally no way he's going to talk to Aradia right now. None! None at all!!!]



[Twenty minutes later:]

hii.

text; february 10th

[timelymaid]

[ Her response only takes a few seconds. Not that she was checking her gear constantly or anything, not at all.

Except she kind of was. Although the next part will probably not help with his mental state at all. ]

i think maybe we should talk
but i wasnt sure how you would prefer to do so
or if you were willing to talk to me yet
although even if youre not were going to talk
because its been over eight days
and i was willing to wait but
in the interest of full disclosure
karkat contacted me the other day

text; february 10th

[viiru2alert]

[He went too long.]

[No. He didn't.]



oh fuck.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

[ aradia just sent you 3000. you're the last of the list, since she's just finished hitting the inboxes of everyone else. ]

sollux
sent you your cut of the con money
and theres a chance to earn more
if you want a match
pokemon or video i dont care
if youre up for it anyway

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

are you a2kiing two battle me?

[C o n f u s e d]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

yep
or are our levels still not matchy

text 4/25

[timelymaid]

guess who is 7750 richer
if you guessed yourself you are right!

also
i feel like we should do something distracting for jake soonish
maybe a trip to that national pokemon park or something
i think thats near olivine

[viiru2alert]

but ii gue22ed claiir. now what do ii do.

yeah we kiinda 2hould.
ii mean, all iive really done two help hiim out ii2 get hiim lo2t iin the wiilderne22, and that2 kiind of not the thiing youre 2uppo2ed two do, riight?

[timelymaid]

you have to send it back as penance clearly

im still not sure how you two managed that
but youre not allowed to map out travel plans because of it so
but yes sollux generally getting someone lost in the wilderness doesnt constitute helping them get over their matesprit leaving

i figure that exploring the park might be a bit of a good pick me up
he likes exploring things and well
maybe itll help

Hidden Machine

[movetutor]

This world holds many secrets, more than what most would imagine. Many of those secrets are carefully hidden away. Why you might ask? It’s quite simple, knowledge is power and the more you have the stronger you shall be. Though may you have to take that power through more unconventional means. Do you desire those secrets; do you wish to know more? If so then I can teach a move that will certainly help.

What do you say? Want to learn from the move tutor?
[Yes] or [No]

text

[viiru2alert]

[ ... ]

> ye2

text

[movetutor]

Congratulations Sollux Captor, you’ve just learned the move Psyscho Boost.

Use this move well to find this world's hidden secrets.

[At the bottom of the message is an icon with the letters HM on it. Clicking it will download the following onto the gear:
An upgrade to the gear's map: a new option to display locations that could hold valuable secrets.
A list of names of important local people from both regions
A contact list of all HM members, including the move tutor
Information that HMs have collected so far
Voice modulator program]