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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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text; january 21st

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1. an iinferiior kiind.
2. you wouldnt under2tand becau2e youre not a doom player. iit2 ju2t un2ettling two me. iit2 great that you care 2o much about my well-beiing and all, but iit2 not ju2t me beiing 2elf-deprecatiing thii2 tiime, promii2e.
3. theyre gold 2tar2 for fuck2 2ake, ju2t geta 2iilver one iif you want two 2ettle for le22.
4. anytiime, wat2on.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 you cant say that until and unless you beat me tonight
2 as long as youre sure!
and youre right!
im a time player
and i cant feel it at all any longer
3 exactly! or bronze even
4 you are such a smartass

text; january 21st

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1. untiil, tyvm.
2. iim 2ure. thank2.
3. fuckiing iiron. iiron 2tar. no better than a 2huriiken iin that ca2e.
4. thii2 ii2 new2?

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 unless tyvm
2 just do me a favor and try to enjoy it here!
as much as you can
mr paranoia
3 not again with the shuriken!
4 no but sometimes i like to point it out again

text; january 21st

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1. untiil THANK YOU VERY MUCH
2. that2 a good name. mr paranoiia.
ok youre not allowed two call me 2ollux captor anymore.
3. fuck you, 2huriiken are great.
4. hmph.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 unless :p
2 i will call you whatever i like!
but mr paranoia fits
3 im rolling my eyes at you just so you know
4 :p :p :p

text; january 21st

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1. 2ay iit wiith me kiid2.
UN
TIIL.
2. ok well, iif ii call you madam bo22yhorn2 youre not allowed two complaiin.
3. thank2, now ii know iim doiing my job.
4. >8|

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 saying it that many times wont make it any more true!
2 i dont have horns anymore! :p
3 your job is to make me roll my eyes?
4 :*
thats sarcastic kiss blowing apparently

text; january 21st

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1. no, mo2tly becau2e we all know who2 goiing to wiin, and iit2 me.
2. ye2 you do. your 2hitty meatca2e doe2nt, but you do.
3. my job make2 you roll your eye2 a2 an unavoiidable 2iide effect.
4. iit look2 liike the liitle emote guy ate 2omethiing na2ty.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

until you lose you mean
2 wow that is not how you talk to a lady :p
3 so what is your actual job
4 oh it does not
[ ± _ ± ] this one does!

text; january 21st

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1. diidnt we ju2t get done e2tablii2hiing that ii wa2 goiing two wiin? ii thiink we diid.
2. iif you expect me two talk proper ju2t becau2e of the 2iize of your che2t, youve got another thiing comiing.
3. pokégear techniiciian at the center2. how diid you not know thii2.
4. ii dont even know what that one ii2.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 nope you keep trying to establish that but i cant let you tell lies like that sollux
2 did you just bring my chest into this
3 i knew that i was wondering if you had some other sarcastic job title which results in my eye rolling
4 his eyes are all crossy like he got sick!!

text; january 21st

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1. well ii thiink youre ju2t really bad at acceptiing fact2. deniial ii2 a dangerou2 thiing.
2. iit2 a biiologiical fact, aa. giirl2 have larger brea2t2 than boy2. ii think we need to adju2t your mediicatiion.
3. no, ii am the un2ung hero of 2arca2tiic job tiitle2. ii dont have one offiiciially, but ii can u2e that a2 fodder for my biiterne22 and 2arca2m, 2o iit all work2 out.
4.



....he2 2iick alriight.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 thats it name your stakes
2 dont get me started on human biology new topic
3 customers must love you :p
bitterness and sarcasm dont get waitresses tips so
4 what was all that space for sollux captor

text; january 21st

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1. all the cookiie2 iin the cookiie jar.
whiich ii2 really ju2t lo2er order2 wiinner 2omethiing cool off the iinternet.
2. oh come on.
3. actually, they do, becau2e ii get the job done. and beliieve iit or not iim one of the niicer of the guy2 iin mo2t center2.
4. dramatiic effect.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 internet rules carry done deal
2 you didnt get an impromptu lecture on human puberty
therefore your opinion is invalid
3 well youre generally always nice to me so i believe you do have that capability
4 dork

text; january 21st

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1. eheheh.
2. ye2 ii diid. iit wa2 called the human iinternet.
3. that ii2 a liie and you know iit.
4. nope.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 :p
2 *from rose while she was experiencing it then
3 you are so
4 yep

text; january 21st

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ok thii2 branched conver2atiion ii2 2tartiing two get really riidiiculou2, iim 2orry.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

i win
but no youre right

text; january 21st

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you diid not wiin, there wa2 liike no content iin that la2t one.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

but you gave up first therefore i won!
thats how it works

text; january 21st

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well that wa2 the weake2t and mo2t nongloriiou2 wiin ever, then.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

says the guy who lost!
so how many times have you had to explain terminology to humans so far

text; january 21st

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quiite a few.
though mo2t of the tiime ii ju2t u2e human termiinology two make thiing2 ea2iier.