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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

Comments

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

well, on one hand, youre better at people.
on the other hand, thatll make them want two come.

....

thii2 ii2 hard.
but ii gue22 iif you made me ii wouldnt do iit anyway, 2o go for iit, ii gue22.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

dong it!
also i think there are people who your people skills work on

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

doubt iit.
theyre ju2t people wiith a hiigher tolerance for bull2hiit.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

we all must be quite talented then

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

no, ju2t you.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

how sweet
do i get a gold star for my tolerance levels

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

no.
you already have two.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

youre never going to give me a gold star ever again are you
rude

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

ii dont 2ee why you could po22iibly need any more.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

and i say again
youre a dork
also!!
i got a corsola at the convention and guess what i learned

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

what diid you learn.
other than that cor2ola ii2 a lame pokémon.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

it is not!
anyway
the dex number for corsola is

drumroll please!

222

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

....oh.
okay, ii gue22 iit2 a 2liightly le22 lame pokémon then.

[WANT]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:p
i knew youd agree!!
let me guess
you totally want one now

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

ii dunno.
ii already have a water-type...

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

and of course the laws of the universe dont allow you to have more than one water type
because that would just be silly

[ there's a lot of excess sarcasm in their conversations, although Sollux is usually responsible for over half of it. ]

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

ii dont have a pokémon of every type though.
for example, 2till dont have one that can fly.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

what sort of flying one did you want anyway?
although travel wise you can still just borrow one of mine
kanaya did to go hit up the first two gyms actually

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

yeah, but ii dont want two ju2t keep borrowiing your2 forever.
ii mean, ii gue22 ii could u2e my dragoniite, when iit hatche2... but tbh ii really want a mandiibuzz.
they ju2t look really bada22.

text; 2/18 :p

[timelymaid]

so you need a vullaby
well well just have to keep an eye out!!
i wonder where they live

text; 2/18 (morty really wants to be a troll ok)

[viiru2alert]

nowhere near here.
that2 why iit2 2o hard two fiind one.

text; 2/18 (violetblood?)

[timelymaid]

hm.
ill look into it and get back to you!!
im sure we can make a pitstop if nothing else
and then you can travel in style :p

btw
thoughts on kanaya maybe tagging along with us for a bit

text; 2/18 (he has to be indigo. obviously.)

[viiru2alert]

fuck ye2.
al2o yeah kn can come.
2he2 better company than mo2t of your other friiend2, iim 2orry to 2ay.

text; 2/18 (...why didn't that occur to me.)

[timelymaid]

i thought you were getting along with jake and dirk!
and youre excellent company
i say with no bias whatsoever

and yeah i think she just wants to get away from gamzee
who might have come back today
so

text; 2/18 (becuase you're silly?)

[viiru2alert]

eeeeeugh yeah.
iid put up wiith diirk and jake iin exchange for hiim two.


ii mean, ii gue22 theyre okay 2ometiime2....