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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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[timelymaid]

im racking up a collection of gold stars
i wonder if i can trade them in for a prize

[viiru2alert]

maybe youll earn enough two get a real you triied kettle.

[timelymaid]

i already have a servicable kettle
you know im not really sure how our conversation got to this point

[viiru2alert]

the log ii2 riight up there.
and yet, ii dont know eiither.

[timelymaid]

oh i did have something else!
pick a human wriggling day sollux
this is of the utmost importance

[viiru2alert]

ii dont know any of the human2 wriiglliing day2.

[timelymaid]

[ give her five minutes. then she forwards a text file with the pokemon horoscope is sent, along with the corresponding human signs and dates Jake gave her. ]

now you do!
pick

[viiru2alert]

[Still confused.]

uh.
kliink, ii gue22.

[timelymaid]

okay so
may 22?
thats two twos
or i guess if you want to go outside of your sign you could have february 22
which is three twos
unfortunately there is not an option with four twos

[viiru2alert]

yeah, february 22.

[timelymaid]

okay!
that is now your human wriggling day
when that day comes we will have a party and there will be presents and cake

[viiru2alert]

....

what. the fuck.
ii dont need a human wriiglliing day! ii dont even need a regular wriiggliing day!

[timelymaid]

too late!
karkat has one too
and me!
i picked march 25th
and almost everyone else is thinking about theirs
:D

[viiru2alert]

ugh. fiine.
johto me2 biirthday ii2 february 22.

[timelymaid]

im even learning baking things from jane
so let me know what flavor cake you want sometime before then
and i will attempt to make it happen
shes really good at baking its very impressive

[viiru2alert]

iill be 2ure two do that.
you 2hould to22 me 2ome of your bakiing beforehand, though, ii want two try that.

[timelymaid]

really?
well someone has to do the cooking while were on the move so
you can taste test something then?

[viiru2alert]

2ound2 good two me.

[timelymaid]

:D