viiru2alert | pokégear

four things!
one terezis here and could use a speech to text slash text to speech app
if you know where to find those things
since i dont
two karkat wants to do a movie night sometime
three have you eaten today
four hows work at the pokecenter going?

the la2t two were pretty much poiintle22, but ok.
1. fine. iill look for one.
2. al2o fiine. ii need two talk two hiim anyway.
3. ye2.
4. about a2 well a2 iit2 ever gone, whiich ii2 not much two be proud of.

but then you got two twos!
1 thank you sollux! :D
2 i think he worries about you
3 what did you eat
4 well did you have fun today?

one good two ii2 better than two lame two2.
1. no problemo.
2. wiith all the 2hiit ii pulled, iim not 2urprii2ed.
3. a wrap, and iit wa2 fuckiing deliiciiou2.
4. no.

wow rude
1 its nice to see her around anyway
2 well yes although im not letting you die again so he should rest easier!
anyway since were scattered everywhere movie night would have to be like
streamed or something
unless we wait until the next human holiday of course
3 okay that sounds reasonably filling gold star
4 do you want to play a game when you get back then

1. yeah, iit ii2.
2. ii dont even thiink ii can diie iin here, and that up2et2 me on many level2, 2o iit2 al2o perfectly fiine iif you ju2t leave me two meet my end. ju2t 2ayiing.
3. ye22222.
4. ii feel liike there2 2ome moviie reference ii could be makiing here iin2tead, but: what kiind of game?

1 three to go
2 haha no
not happening
and i mostly meant at home!
i am a fully realized maid of time there
and here i dont think the lack of death should upset you!
youve died enough stop being upset you cant do it again :(
3 you have 2 so far
4 video game or board game!
i think jake has some clue board game?

1. goiing for a combo?
2. look, iit2 ju2t NOT RIIGHT. ok?
3. can ii trade them iin for priize2?
4. do you even have two a2k.

1 obviously :p
2 ill agree its weird no one dies here
but im not going to agree that its a bad thing youre not going to die
since i have a vested interest in you not being dead
3 obviously what sort of gold stars would they be if you couldnt
4 well you obviously felt the need to ask me

1. alway2 goiing for the bonu2e2, you.
2. ye2 iit ii2. iit2 a bad thiing that no one2 dyiing. there2 a lot of thiing2 wrong about that 2entence.
3. not a very good kiind.
4. viideo game2, diip2hiit.

1 im a gamer thats what we do
although admittedly i a different kind than you!
2 explain
3 exactly i refuse to have less than excellent gold stars
4 no shit sherlock :p

1. an iinferiior kiind.
2. you wouldnt under2tand becau2e youre not a doom player. iit2 ju2t un2ettling two me. iit2 great that you care 2o much about my well-beiing and all, but iit2 not ju2t me beiing 2elf-deprecatiing thii2 tiime, promii2e.
3. theyre gold 2tar2 for fuck2 2ake, ju2t geta 2iilver one iif you want two 2ettle for le22.
4. anytiime, wat2on.

1 you cant say that until and unless you beat me tonight
2 as long as youre sure!
and youre right!
im a time player
and i cant feel it at all any longer
3 exactly! or bronze even
4 you are such a smartass

1. untiil, tyvm.
2. iim 2ure. thank2.
3. fuckiing iiron. iiron 2tar. no better than a 2huriiken iin that ca2e.
4. thii2 ii2 new2?

1 unless tyvm
2 just do me a favor and try to enjoy it here!
as much as you can
mr paranoia
3 not again with the shuriken!
4 no but sometimes i like to point it out again

1. untiil THANK YOU VERY MUCH
2. that2 a good name. mr paranoiia.
ok youre not allowed two call me 2ollux captor anymore.
3. fuck you, 2huriiken are great.
4. hmph.

1 unless :p
2 i will call you whatever i like!
but mr paranoia fits
3 im rolling my eyes at you just so you know
4 :p :p :p

1. 2ay iit wiith me kiid2.
UN
TIIL.
2. ok well, iif ii call you madam bo22yhorn2 youre not allowed two complaiin.
3. thank2, now ii know iim doiing my job.
4. >8|

1 saying it that many times wont make it any more true!
2 i dont have horns anymore! :p
3 your job is to make me roll my eyes?
4 :*
thats sarcastic kiss blowing apparently

1. no, mo2tly becau2e we all know who2 goiing to wiin, and iit2 me.
2. ye2 you do. your 2hitty meatca2e doe2nt, but you do.
3. my job make2 you roll your eye2 a2 an unavoiidable 2iide effect.
4. iit look2 liike the liitle emote guy ate 2omethiing na2ty.

until you lose you mean
2 wow that is not how you talk to a lady :p
3 so what is your actual job
4 oh it does not
[ ± _ ± ] this one does!

1. diidnt we ju2t get done e2tablii2hiing that ii wa2 goiing two wiin? ii thiink we diid.
2. iif you expect me two talk proper ju2t becau2e of the 2iize of your che2t, youve got another thiing comiing.
3. pokégear techniiciian at the center2. how diid you not know thii2.
4. ii dont even know what that one ii2.

1 nope you keep trying to establish that but i cant let you tell lies like that sollux
2 did you just bring my chest into this
3 i knew that i was wondering if you had some other sarcastic job title which results in my eye rolling
4 his eyes are all crossy like he got sick!!

1. well ii thiink youre ju2t really bad at acceptiing fact2. deniial ii2 a dangerou2 thiing.
2. iit2 a biiologiical fact, aa. giirl2 have larger brea2t2 than boy2. ii think we need to adju2t your mediicatiion.
3. no, ii am the un2ung hero of 2arca2tiic job tiitle2. ii dont have one offiiciially, but ii can u2e that a2 fodder for my biiterne22 and 2arca2m, 2o iit all work2 out.
4.

....he2 2iick alriight.

1 thats it name your stakes
2 dont get me started on human biology new topic
3 customers must love you :p
bitterness and sarcasm dont get waitresses tips so
4 what was all that space for sollux captor

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