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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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[viiru2alert]

iit wa2 all kk2 fault.
he dragged me iintwo goldenrod when ii had barely left new bark.

and arent you a breeder?

[timelymaid]

yep!
i can still get badges if i want though
if nothing else it seems like a good way to pick up tms you cant purchase from what i know of jakes prizes
and to make money i suppose

[viiru2alert]

iit2 defiiniitely ea2y money iif you piick the riight gym leader
but 2ome of them are ju2t a paiin.
liike janiine.
grub
fuckiing
janiine.

[timelymaid]

how is janine a pain
i mean does she use a type you dont have a defense against or?

[viiru2alert]

let2 put iit thii2 way.
ii forgot to 2tock up on antiidote2.

[timelymaid]

ouch
thats when heal bell would come in handy

[viiru2alert]

yeah, iif ii had heal bell.

[timelymaid]

but you won anyway
right?

[viiru2alert]

[ ... ]

yeah, of cour2e ii diid.

[timelymaid]

hm
that reply took you a little while :p
anyway im actually excited to see your battle in ecruteak

[viiru2alert]

yeah.
con2iideriing ii already beat ja2miine and 2he was a liittle 2hiit, iim not two concerned, though.
iill let you speculate who2 goiing to actually wiin, ehehehe.

[timelymaid]

hmmmmmm
could it be
the gym leader??

kidding i know youll beat the gym :)

[viiru2alert]

ye2, ii havent traiined iin FIIVEEVER, iim 2o toa2t.
pffthfthttpffh.

[timelymaid]

did you seriously just type that out
you are such a dork sometimes!

[viiru2alert]

ii dont thee what iit iith that youre talkiing about, aa.
ii am jutht beiing true and honetht wiith mythelf.

[timelymaid]

oh im thure
you abtholutely have no idea what im talking about
mmhmm
im totally thold on that

[viiru2alert]

thuper
im glad we could thee eye to eye

[timelymaid]

abtholutely :p



hahaha i missed you
and your lisp

[viiru2alert]

i mii22ed you two
you and your entertaiinment capaciitiie2 of a two-2weep-old

[timelymaid]

i think im actually older than you now
so ha!

[viiru2alert]

and even wiith that extra age you 2tiill thiink makiing fun of people2 lii2p2 ii2 funny.
that2 iin2en2iitiive, aa.

[Of course, if Aradia is insensitive, Sollux is completely nerve-dead. But details.]

[timelymaid]

sollux i have to introduce you to someone

[viiru2alert]

ii2 iit your miiddle fiinger?
becau2e iif 2o, ii am completely prepared.
and iif not, ah well.

[timelymaid]

did you mistake me for karkat
because i have to say our texts are very different!
and no i was going to introduce you to a pot mr kettle

[viiru2alert]

2ometiime2 iit2 hard two tell. my vii2iion ii2 goiing.

[No it's not, dude, shut up.]

why the fuck do you want two iintroduce me two a kettle?