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excu2e you.
ii geeked out about thiing2 wiith envy.

[He did.]

[Karkat made him watch Troll Phantom of the Opera a few sweeps ago.]

[Yeah.]

that was sarcasm!
i know you and sarcasm have been introduced
youre practically attached at the hip

aa, plea2e.
2arca2m and ii are tiight.
were liike conjoiined fuckiing twiin2.

[AHAHAHAHA]

i know
i knew that going into our friendship
no sollux without the sarcasm they just cant be separated
but if you were suddenly parted i think the universe would implode
theres no timeline where thats a thing
take it from me

[ What are they even talking about anymore. ]

really? damn.
ii thiink that would be the 2iingle be2t uniiver2e death ever.
be2t a2 iin be2t two watch, that ii2.

it would be a pretty spectacular explosion!
id suggest you try to give up sarcasm for a day to see what happens
but im not sure you can handle the pressure :p

nope.
a true man know2 hii2 liimiit2.

[He had difficulty not cursing for the duration of thirty minutes. Sarcasm? No.]

hahaha called it
dork
im pretty sure our conversations without sarcasm would be less our conversations anyway
which would be weird
so what are you up to

not much.
eggwatchiing.

what a coincidence
i feel like this conversation got off track
but i cant be bothered to figure out where

iimplyiing iit ever had a track iin the fiir2t place.

it sort of did
a bit
i blame you :p

iit had a track liife of liike two comment2.

rude!
but potentially accurate

potentiially?
try completely.

i had faith wed come up with something else to talk about!
besides i did want to get all the money sorted out before the end of the day
so

aa, we wound up arguiing about nothiing at all.
a2 u2ual.

i dont think you actually mind that though!

no, ii dont.
you know me.
2ollux captor, thriive2 2olely on argument2 and poiintle22 bad feeliing2, eheheh.

the first is fine and you can work on the second :p
oh also
is there anyone in goldenrod who isnt us who you want me to invite to the thing

hone2tly? you care more about the thiing2 attendance than ii do.
ju2t dont make iit two biig. a few people ii2 fiine.
ii dont even know who 2tiill ii2 iin goldenrod.

i dunno it just occurred to me like kayneth and people might still be here by then
and im not going to do an entry because i assume youd disapprove
so shoosh

well, liike ii 2aiid, ii dont know anyone2 travel plan2.
2o ii gue22 you can make an entry or ii can make an entry or 2omethiing.

which would you prefer?
i am obviously up to making an entry if you dont feel like it :p

ii dunno, youre the party expert here.
tell me whiich would be poliitiically correct.

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