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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

what diid you learn.
other than that cor2ola ii2 a lame pokémon.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

it is not!
anyway
the dex number for corsola is

drumroll please!

222

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

....oh.
okay, ii gue22 iit2 a 2liightly le22 lame pokémon then.

[WANT]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:p
i knew youd agree!!
let me guess
you totally want one now

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

ii dunno.
ii already have a water-type...

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

and of course the laws of the universe dont allow you to have more than one water type
because that would just be silly

[ there's a lot of excess sarcasm in their conversations, although Sollux is usually responsible for over half of it. ]

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

ii dont have a pokémon of every type though.
for example, 2till dont have one that can fly.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

what sort of flying one did you want anyway?
although travel wise you can still just borrow one of mine
kanaya did to go hit up the first two gyms actually

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

yeah, but ii dont want two ju2t keep borrowiing your2 forever.
ii mean, ii gue22 ii could u2e my dragoniite, when iit hatche2... but tbh ii really want a mandiibuzz.
they ju2t look really bada22.

text; 2/18 :p

[timelymaid]

so you need a vullaby
well well just have to keep an eye out!!
i wonder where they live

text; 2/18 (morty really wants to be a troll ok)

[viiru2alert]

nowhere near here.
that2 why iit2 2o hard two fiind one.

text; 2/18 (violetblood?)

[timelymaid]

hm.
ill look into it and get back to you!!
im sure we can make a pitstop if nothing else
and then you can travel in style :p

btw
thoughts on kanaya maybe tagging along with us for a bit

text; 2/18 (he has to be indigo. obviously.)

[viiru2alert]

fuck ye2.
al2o yeah kn can come.
2he2 better company than mo2t of your other friiend2, iim 2orry to 2ay.

text; 2/18 (...why didn't that occur to me.)

[timelymaid]

i thought you were getting along with jake and dirk!
and youre excellent company
i say with no bias whatsoever

and yeah i think she just wants to get away from gamzee
who might have come back today
so

text; 2/18 (becuase you're silly?)

[viiru2alert]

eeeeeugh yeah.
iid put up wiith diirk and jake iin exchange for hiim two.


ii mean, ii gue22 theyre okay 2ometiime2....

text; 2/18 (BASICALLY.)

[timelymaid]

well thats basically a glowing recommendation coming from you

although i cant say im really that put out that im not travelling with gamzee either
although i guess thats a bit rude of me

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

pretty much.
al2o he doe2nt even care about beiing rude, ju2t let iit go.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

just let what go
im not holding anything against anyone really
i just feel that his nonsense with carnivals and our blood is absolutely not my problem
definitively absolutely not my responsibility
therefore i have no desire to get entangled in it

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

yeah ii got entagled iin it maybe... once.
eh.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

what?
what happened?

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

he ju2t kiind of creeped at me over text.
there wa2 nothiing of value gaiined over that entiire conver2atiion.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:/
you mean recently?
well
thats a pleasant development
by which i mean the opposite thing entirely

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

recently, yeah.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

well
at least youre not the absolute lowest on the chain
nor are you someone he killed
so youre probably not at the top of the list if he does you know
decide to kill a lot of us again
so there are bright sides!

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

iimplyiing he could.
NOBODY DIIE2 EVER, remember?