pokégear

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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

Comments

[viiru2alert]

ii dont thee what iit iith that youre talkiing about, aa.
ii am jutht beiing true and honetht wiith mythelf.

[timelymaid]

oh im thure
you abtholutely have no idea what im talking about
mmhmm
im totally thold on that

[viiru2alert]

thuper
im glad we could thee eye to eye

[timelymaid]

abtholutely :p



hahaha i missed you
and your lisp

[viiru2alert]

i mii22ed you two
you and your entertaiinment capaciitiie2 of a two-2weep-old

[timelymaid]

i think im actually older than you now
so ha!

[viiru2alert]

and even wiith that extra age you 2tiill thiink makiing fun of people2 lii2p2 ii2 funny.
that2 iin2en2iitiive, aa.

[Of course, if Aradia is insensitive, Sollux is completely nerve-dead. But details.]

[timelymaid]

sollux i have to introduce you to someone

[viiru2alert]

ii2 iit your miiddle fiinger?
becau2e iif 2o, ii am completely prepared.
and iif not, ah well.

[timelymaid]

did you mistake me for karkat
because i have to say our texts are very different!
and no i was going to introduce you to a pot mr kettle

[viiru2alert]

2ometiime2 iit2 hard two tell. my vii2iion ii2 goiing.

[No it's not, dude, shut up.]

why the fuck do you want two iintroduce me two a kettle?

[timelymaid]

wow rude
also it is because you are both black
or gray

[viiru2alert]

oh, and youre not?

[timelymaid]

okay this works better when were not aliens
gosh darn it

[viiru2alert]

[Instead of a response, have a picture of a 'you tried' star badly photoshopped onto a kettle.]

[timelymaid]

im racking up a collection of gold stars
i wonder if i can trade them in for a prize

[viiru2alert]

maybe youll earn enough two get a real you triied kettle.

[timelymaid]

i already have a servicable kettle
you know im not really sure how our conversation got to this point

[viiru2alert]

the log ii2 riight up there.
and yet, ii dont know eiither.

[timelymaid]

oh i did have something else!
pick a human wriggling day sollux
this is of the utmost importance

[viiru2alert]

ii dont know any of the human2 wriiglliing day2.

[timelymaid]

[ give her five minutes. then she forwards a text file with the pokemon horoscope is sent, along with the corresponding human signs and dates Jake gave her. ]

now you do!
pick

[viiru2alert]

[Still confused.]

uh.
kliink, ii gue22.

[timelymaid]

okay so
may 22?
thats two twos
or i guess if you want to go outside of your sign you could have february 22
which is three twos
unfortunately there is not an option with four twos

[viiru2alert]

yeah, february 22.