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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



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Comments

text; january 21st

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1. diidnt we ju2t get done e2tablii2hiing that ii wa2 goiing two wiin? ii thiink we diid.
2. iif you expect me two talk proper ju2t becau2e of the 2iize of your che2t, youve got another thiing comiing.
3. pokégear techniiciian at the center2. how diid you not know thii2.
4. ii dont even know what that one ii2.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 nope you keep trying to establish that but i cant let you tell lies like that sollux
2 did you just bring my chest into this
3 i knew that i was wondering if you had some other sarcastic job title which results in my eye rolling
4 his eyes are all crossy like he got sick!!

text; january 21st

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1. well ii thiink youre ju2t really bad at acceptiing fact2. deniial ii2 a dangerou2 thiing.
2. iit2 a biiologiical fact, aa. giirl2 have larger brea2t2 than boy2. ii think we need to adju2t your mediicatiion.
3. no, ii am the un2ung hero of 2arca2tiic job tiitle2. ii dont have one offiiciially, but ii can u2e that a2 fodder for my biiterne22 and 2arca2m, 2o iit all work2 out.
4.



....he2 2iick alriight.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 thats it name your stakes
2 dont get me started on human biology new topic
3 customers must love you :p
bitterness and sarcasm dont get waitresses tips so
4 what was all that space for sollux captor

text; january 21st

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1. all the cookiie2 iin the cookiie jar.
whiich ii2 really ju2t lo2er order2 wiinner 2omethiing cool off the iinternet.
2. oh come on.
3. actually, they do, becau2e ii get the job done. and beliieve iit or not iim one of the niicer of the guy2 iin mo2t center2.
4. dramatiic effect.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 internet rules carry done deal
2 you didnt get an impromptu lecture on human puberty
therefore your opinion is invalid
3 well youre generally always nice to me so i believe you do have that capability
4 dork

text; january 21st

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1. eheheh.
2. ye2 ii diid. iit wa2 called the human iinternet.
3. that ii2 a liie and you know iit.
4. nope.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

1 :p
2 *from rose while she was experiencing it then
3 you are so
4 yep

text; january 21st

[viiru2alert]

ok thii2 branched conver2atiion ii2 2tartiing two get really riidiiculou2, iim 2orry.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

i win
but no youre right

text; january 21st

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you diid not wiin, there wa2 liike no content iin that la2t one.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

but you gave up first therefore i won!
thats how it works

text; january 21st

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well that wa2 the weake2t and mo2t nongloriiou2 wiin ever, then.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

says the guy who lost!
so how many times have you had to explain terminology to humans so far

text; january 21st

[viiru2alert]

quiite a few.
though mo2t of the tiime ii ju2t u2e human termiinology two make thiing2 ea2iier.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

that would be the easy thing to do
i suppose in that case i should just say my mother instead of my lusus
and then i will stop getting baffled responses to the explanation of a lusus

text; january 21st

[viiru2alert]

2ay guardiian.
and iif people a2k, then you explaiin a lu2u2.

text; january 21st

[timelymaid]

i have no idea why this didnt occur to me before
thank you sollux :)

text; january 21st

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no problem.