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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



Text, video, or voice.
Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

Comments

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

yeah ii got entagled iin it maybe... once.
eh.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

what?
what happened?

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

he ju2t kiind of creeped at me over text.
there wa2 nothiing of value gaiined over that entiire conver2atiion.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:/
you mean recently?
well
thats a pleasant development
by which i mean the opposite thing entirely

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

recently, yeah.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

well
at least youre not the absolute lowest on the chain
nor are you someone he killed
so youre probably not at the top of the list if he does you know
decide to kill a lot of us again
so there are bright sides!

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

iimplyiing he could.
NOBODY DIIE2 EVER, remember?

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

hm
i took that as we could die
it just wouldnt stick!
but your version is probably more cheerful than mine
which is a first

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

cheerful????
aa, ii am the doom player.
DOOM PLAYER.
thii2 whole poliicy ii2 WRONG.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

sollux i am well aware!
but if you think about it its just more cheerful to think we cant die at all
rather than being capable of dying in a variety of unpleasant ways and just having it not stick
although i guess i dont specifically mind either version!
and yes i know you dont like it
shhh
if you want we can play video games and ill kill your character a lot
would that make you feel better

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

iitll diirect my anger iintwo a le22 dangerou2 scapegoat.

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

ie it will make you feel better
so thats what well do!
i will even let you pick the method of your doom

[ Almost certainly her doom tbh, live action rpgs are her forte and this is Sollux Captor. Luckily she doesn't mind countless video game deaths? ]

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

hooray.

[HE'S SO EXCITED. HONEST.]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:p
see you in five then!
were also going to discuss the wonders of nonsarcastic exclamation points at some time in the future
<3

[ Add to the list of things that will probably never happen: nonsarcastic exclamation points. ]

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

excalmatiion poiint2 can diie iin a hole.
<3

[And then many vidyas were gamed?]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

[ And Aradia probably lost a lot of them. SOMEDAY, SOLLUX. SOMEDAY. ]