viiru2alert | eleven (video) ♊ vacation's where i wanna be

[Good evening, friends. Sollux kicks this feed off with a shot of four baby Pokémon -- a Dratini, Bulbasaur, Venipede, and Larvitar -- all kind of napping or something together. The Gear lingers on them for a second, and then twirls back around so everyone watching can get an eyeful of Sollux's hideous glasses. Oh god they're awful.] So, since Team Megido has now touched base in Olivine and I have nothing to do because, oh look, I already have my motherfucking Gym Badge [this was directed towards someone off-screen], I decided that now would be a great time to dick around a little on the PokéGear.

So, it's getting damn close to summer. The weather's getting warmer and it's fucking fabulous, I literally couldn't be happier with the current state of the thermometer right now. Unfortunately, all of the springtime fun and allergies and shit also meant that I have four freshly-hatched little asswipes crawling around all over the place. I think everyone's kind of sick of them by no-- oh, wait, did I say four? Sorry, meant five. [And the screen moves AGAIN, to a picture of an adorable baby Vullaby picking at her feathers.] Look at that bitch. Found her wandering around in the Safari Zone. Do you people know how long I've been looking for one of these? Way too fucking long.

[And then the feed goes back to him. Maybe he's done gloating about his altogether unremarkable accomplishments... maybe.] And now I'm going to get back on topic. Summer. Back on Trollplanet, the Dim Season didn't mean much except the night-time got hotter, and the day-time got... well, also hotter, but the sun also kind of scorched all of your skin off if you walked out there anyway. There weren't any of these... festivals or holidays or shit. In fact, there weren't any festivals at all.

So, what's the difference between a festival and those godawful parties? Please tell me they're at least bigger. I've been dragged to several holiday parties now and all of them have had too many people in not enough room.

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Are you fucking serious?!

[w e l p. Excuse Sollux as he casually slams a fist down on the ground, waking one or two of the babbies from their naps.]

I can't believe I missed that.

I am totally serious. I was there for nearly a week too! First on through until like, sixish last night. Most craptastical timing ever man!

Shit, I'm sorry, man. Where you at now? Maybe I can sprint out and meet up.

Worse still, we're on a marathon sprint to Violet and I'm currently all the way to Ecruteak. So unless you got mad skillz I think that we've failed out on the meet up test..

...How even. What. Why.

I will never understand you, OT.

There's a lot of people from home showing up alright?? It means that we have to get them all RIGHT NOW.

No seriously I swear my last month has been a game of 'fetch the person' or 'let's fuck with heads because people aren't expecting the explanation we're dumping on them' so... yeah.

WE WILL COORDINATE BETTER! This? Thine one day off thing? WE CAN FIX THIS IN THE FUTURE.

[Seemingly completely ignoring Obito's announcement...]

...Wait, fuck, no. OT. Tch. I can do better than that.

[Oh damn it he's doing the tuning out thing.]

...What are you thinking over there?

Sorry? I wasn't paying attention.

[NO SHIT SHERLOCK]

Yeah I noticed. What was so distracting you up and ignored me?

OT is fucking weak.

You're OO instead.

... Ohhhkay then. I'm guessing this is a good thing?

Yes. Very good.

So why that? [He's trying to figure out if Obito was too long or something.]

Because I like two-letter nicknames, that's why. And double duality is best duality.

[Okay fine, he'll take it.]

And I AM the best... Excellent.

Yes. Cross another one off my list.

Haha, you have a list of this? Seriously? Just how long is this?

I'm trying to find people who fit every double-letter combination in the alphabet without any of them sounding awkward. You're the fourth, beside KK, AA, and FF.

I'm guessing it'd be awkward if it wasn't in their name? [Give him a second as he goes through everyone he knows]

Do you know Mitsukuni?

No.

He's super friendly and from a place way more peaceful than either of ours, but if you ever make friends with him and get there... [Sheepish smile for you.]

then at least his name has double letters?

No, see, it takes more than that. You're looking for the emphasis letters. I would call a Mitsukuni MK. AA is Aradia, KK is Karkat, FF is Feferi. And Obito is OO.

OH! Oh that is harder. [He's frowning a little, because more thinking over here.]

My cousin is Sasuke, and I've met a guy named Utakata, but that's all I've got.

Yeah, it's hard. And that's why I've only got a few spots filled up.

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