viiru2alert | one (video) ♊ go on ahead; will you ever make it back?

[The feed clicks on to show a very angry black-haired boy, his background a striking contrast of gently shuffling leaves; it's obvious by the scenery that this kid hasn't gotten much farther than New Bark, and one might even be able to catch a glance of houses in the distance. Slightly visible off-screen is the limb of some kind of small brown Pokémon, spinning around rhythmically and humming its name in a low drone: Bal-toy. Bal-toy. Bal-toy. It seems this unfortunate tendency has put the newbie Trainer in something of a... mood. He turns around and swats the thing lightly with one hand, the other still holding onto his PokéGear.]

Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.

[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]

Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.

Now get me the fuck out!

[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]

Threaded | Flat

CAPTOR!

[ no multiples for this one. JUST SHOUTING OUT OF BARELY DISGUISED PURE JOY. ]

...

What the fuck, man. Don't yell at your goddamn partner in this less than magical journey, you shit licker.

[The only thing stopping Eridan from complaining about Sollux turning up too is the fact that he seems to be even more pissed off and somehow thinks he is responsible for his misfortune. So he'll hide behind text for as long as he can and gloat.]

evveryone knowws magic isnt real sol
i think youre mistakin it for my wwhite science powwers that wwere obvviously better than yours
so howw do you like your human look
its evven wworse than bein a mustardblood
so kinda suits you

Well, well, you too huh? It's like Sgrub arrival week in Johto or some stupid shit. [Vriska's rolling her eyes. Strider, Ampora, now Captor. Who else?]

Hate to break it to you, but Eridan had nothing to do with this fuck up. This is some other weird shit entirely.

[Oh jeez it's cranky Sollux again. Not that this is particularly bad, John just never quite managed to get the hang of talking to bipolar Sollux as opposed to blind Sollux.]

Hate to break it to you, but whoever ED is...Eridan, I'm guessing? [He's familiar with Sollux's pattern of nicknaming, but not that particular combination.] Anyway, they can't get you out and it wasn't them who sent you here. But it's really not so bad here! It's much better than being back home, honestly.

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