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viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-08 08:37 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-08 08:37 pm
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one (video) ♊ go on ahead; will you ever make it back?
[The feed clicks on to show a very angry black-haired boy, his background a striking contrast of gently shuffling leaves; it's obvious by the scenery that this kid hasn't gotten much farther than New Bark, and one might even be able to catch a glance of houses in the distance. Slightly visible off-screen is the limb of some kind of small brown Pokémon, spinning around rhythmically and humming its name in a low drone: Bal-toy. Bal-toy. Bal-toy. It seems this unfortunate tendency has put the newbie Trainer in something of a... mood. He turns around and swats the thing lightly with one hand, the other still holding onto his PokéGear.]
Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.
[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]
Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.
Now get me the fuck out!
[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]
Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.
[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]
Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.
Now get me the fuck out!
[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]
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looks just like a skyhorse
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watch iit be 2ome 2hiitty liittle diirt-crawler.
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does that look like a dirt crawwler to you
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no, but iit look2 liike you.
that2 the 2ame thiing, riight?
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so wwhats the story wwith you
howw far back in the timeline are you from cause you sure dont look blind to me
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a2 a matter of fact, you had ju2t rejoiined u2 to throw up your publiic 2erviice announcement about jack noiir.
briight a2 ever.
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nice goin there sol
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[The pieces are coming together, in ways Sollux is not entirely liking. He's suddenly very thankful for the text that hides his face, because it's not pretty right now. It's a miracle he can even type straight on this SHITTY TINY KEYBOARD--]
what happened when ii lo2t?
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wwell unfortunately i only knocked you out instead a killin you apparently
not that i had time to take a look seein as i wwas busy defendin myself against fef
cause she attacked me too
an before you evven think about blamin me for anythin that happened
i just wwanted to talk to her about jack
you started the fight
so really you brought evverythin upon yourself there
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what happened that ii would blame you for.
other than 2omehow beiing enough of a diip2hiit to make ff of all people attack you.
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fefs dead isnt she
didnt kar tell you
i can see wwhy he wwouldnt since you twwo are such good friends
probably doesnt wwant you to blame yourself an all that
evven though you should
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are you KIIDDIING ME?
you
fuckiing
kiilled
feferii
peiixe2?
[Sorry, Sollux is just going to take a moment. He's going to sit the PokéGear down, push Baltoy out of the way (Karkat's warnings be damned), and RAGE for a few minutes. Jesus christ! Jesus christ!]
ju2t what kiind of an iimbeciiliic shiit-eatiing maggot are you?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??
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dont you evver listen to anythin anyones sayin to you
i wwouldnt lay a finger on her i wwanted her to come wwith me
but no
she turned on me cause a wwhat i did to you
evven though you started that so like i said
nobody to blame here but YOU
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you couldnt have u2ed your fuckiing 2taff of 2ciience, fuck, MAGIIC to keep her down whiile you went and got your2elf kiilled?
would that have been 2o hard?
or waiit, no, you were ju2t 2o enamored wiith the iidea of KIILLIING PEOPLE that iit diidnt even matter anymore!
iit2 YOUR fault, diip2hiit, and don't you even try two tell me otherwii2e!
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she came at me wwith proper killin intent
she brought it on herself
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you had every opportuniity to take a deep breath and NOT be a fuckiing moron, ok.
iit wa2 riight there.
tap-danciing iin front of you wiith no pant2 on, probably hitting you wiith 2omethiing too, let2 go wiith that.
but NO.
you had to go and KRIILL HER.
kiill her.
KIILL HER.
fuck.
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an wwhatevver happened betwween me an fef doesnt concern you AT ALL
an also
STOP USIN FISH PUNS
you havve no right to an anyway they just make you look EVVEN MORE stupid than usual
seriously
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fuck off.
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ivve wwasted enough time on you already
[He is counting this as a VICTORY of some sort]
wtf I thought I responded to this
[Why no, he's not flipping off the PokéGear. What could make you think that?]
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so many important things goin on already you should be grateful i took time out a the day to evven speak to you
[He doesnt but like hell you know that]
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you ju2t got here 2hiitstaiin, what could you po22iibly have two do?
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oh 2hiit, ed's got a team full of early-game 2queakbea2t pokétra2h, ii am really fuckiing 2cared.
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FOR NOWW
you havve to levvel them up before theyre wworth anythin
i thought your hideous mutant thinkpan wwould a figured that out by noww
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