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viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-08 08:37 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-08 08:37 pm
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one (video) ♊ go on ahead; will you ever make it back?
[The feed clicks on to show a very angry black-haired boy, his background a striking contrast of gently shuffling leaves; it's obvious by the scenery that this kid hasn't gotten much farther than New Bark, and one might even be able to catch a glance of houses in the distance. Slightly visible off-screen is the limb of some kind of small brown Pokémon, spinning around rhythmically and humming its name in a low drone: Bal-toy. Bal-toy. Bal-toy. It seems this unfortunate tendency has put the newbie Trainer in something of a... mood. He turns around and swats the thing lightly with one hand, the other still holding onto his PokéGear.]
Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.
[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]
Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.
Now get me the fuck out!
[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]
Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.
[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]
Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.
Now get me the fuck out!
[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]
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fuck off.
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ivve wwasted enough time on you already
[He is counting this as a VICTORY of some sort]
wtf I thought I responded to this
[Why no, he's not flipping off the PokéGear. What could make you think that?]
8)
so many important things goin on already you should be grateful i took time out a the day to evven speak to you
[He doesnt but like hell you know that]
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you ju2t got here 2hiitstaiin, what could you po22iibly have two do?
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oh 2hiit, ed's got a team full of early-game 2queakbea2t pokétra2h, ii am really fuckiing 2cared.
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FOR NOWW
you havve to levvel them up before theyre wworth anythin
i thought your hideous mutant thinkpan wwould a figured that out by noww
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there are alway2 2ome creature2 iin the begiinniing of the game that youre 2uppo2ed two catch becau2e 2hiit, that2 what the game tell2 you two do.
new2fla2h: they alway2 2uck.
all of them.
even iif you brought them up two the hiighe2t po22iible level, mo2t of them are 2tiill ju2t goiing two be weaker than the one2 you catch later iin the game.
or later iin the adventure, ii gue22.
[He's definitely not a Fiduspawn RPG devotee in his spare time, nope.]
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i nevver said it wwould be my final team capable a conquerin all the towwns an their gyms
wwhich i wwill havve by the wway
but you got to havve a wworkin team to catch the better ones
an so youre not defenceless i guess seeing as this place decided to givve evveryone wwiggler strength
its called havvin a STRATEGY
an i dont remember askin for your opinion anywway
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you 2houldnt fiill out your fuckiing team wiith them.
catch one that look2 the be2t and raii2e iit.
iit2 harder two kiill 2tronger mon2ters, 2o get three good one2 iin2tead of 2iix 2hiitty one2.
otherwii2e iit ju2t take2 too long.
[Strategy of a winner right here, ladies and gentlemen.]
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