viiru2alert | thirteen (text) ♊ i won't release tomorrow. i won't entomb yesterday.

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thirteen (text) ♊ i won't release tomorrow. i won't entomb yesterday.

[On the 25th, a video pops up on the PokéGear. If the thread hasn't gotten to that point yet, there will be a big, embarrassing temper tantrum involved on Sollux's part, over his inability to CATCH A FUCKING FOSSIL FISH while it's swarming. If anyone responds, he doesn't see it.]

[And then, several days later...]

hey guy2.
2o ii gue22 2ome of you mu2t have 2aw that viideo earliier, huh?
iif you diidnt, dont worry about iit, iiit2 not iimportant.
iin fact iit i2nt even real.
fuckiin fake.
kk and ii (kk being the shorter one) were just kiind of fuckiing aroudn on the pokégear and we got iin an argument for old tiimes 2ake. we do that all the tiime, it's ok, nothiing came of iit.
ii mean the argument wa2nt even real anyway.
fuckin fakey fake viideo.
2o dont come two me all WOW SOLLYX YOU ARE A FUCKING WIIMP WHYD YOU FLIIP OUT LIIKE THAAT.
becau2e ii diidnt.d efiiniitely not.
i don't even know why kk po2ted iit to be hone2t.

yeeah thats iit, captwor out

[Obviously, he's lying through his mutant oversized teeth. Feel free to mock him relentlessly; you'll probably get a nuclear breakdown on his point, but hey, at least it'll be funny.]

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[All the tact coming at you.]

So... DID you catch one?

no comment

[Spoilers: he hasn't. And he won't until the last day of the event.]

Edited 2013-07-29 04:59 (UTC)

[Fine then. Text it is.]

What kind of answer is that? That's totally a no.

JSSESUS FUCK THEYRES SPARKLES
FUCK ME
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS

[And several minutes later:]

al2o, iit2 an iim workiign on it.
becau2e ii am.

[Serves you right.]

Ahhh, are you in the right place and everything?

Why that thing anyway?

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[Audio it is!]

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DON'T YOU GO BLAMING ME FOR YOUR INEPTITUDE.
I AM A HELPLESS VICTIM IN ALL OF THIS.

look at hiim, ladiie2 and gemtlemen!
karkat vanta2 tryiing once agaiin two create u2ele22 2triife iin the world!
2HAME ON HIIM.

GOD, I HATE YOU.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TEMPTED I AM TO HUNT YOUR NON EXISTENT ASS DOWN AND BEAT YOU BLOODY?

you already know whiich ciity, go for iit.

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT?
I'D **HATE** TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM ERIDAN.

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dun dun DUNNNN

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oh noes drama!!!

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the only thing that smells wworse than your putrid fuckin mustard blood is the absolute BULLSHIT your colorin it wwith
nice try sol but EVVERYONE knowws youre full a absolute shit

Edited 2013-07-29 07:21 (UTC)

ha. ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
and yet youre the one who2 talkiing.
2orry, but no.

i may be talkin but i aint spewwin total rubbish like some scumsucker wwho types in a digestivvesack wwrenchin yelloww
fuckin peasant
nice freak out by the by real fuckin classy

you 2eriiou2ly need two stahp gettiing all bent out of 2hape about the fuckinig hhemospectrum.

howw about no
just because im the only one wwith the proper facilities to recognize its UTMOST importance doesnt mean im gettin bent outta shape
perhaps you should wwork on learnin howw to spell hemospectrum before wwhinin about it

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You Cannot Honestly Expect This To Work Sollux
You Would Have Been Better Off Saying Nothing About That Entire Unfortunate Scene

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

YOU can stfu.

AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

I Am Not Certain You Are In Any Position To Be Commenting On Anothers Means Of Attempting To Clear Their Name Karkat

WHAT?
I'M NOT THE ONE THROWING A FIT LIKE A GRUB THAT FELL ON ITS HEAD ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB UP THE CAVE WALLS.

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iit2 not the kiind of thiing you ju2t.... leave there, kn.

And Yet The Situation Hasnt Exactly Improved
Despite Your Stern And Rather Difficult To Believe Denials

look, ii wa2 fucked eiither way, ii thiink everyone knew that, ii wa2 ju2t tryiing two 2often the blow 2omewhat.

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