one (video) ♊ go on ahead; will you ever make it back?

[viiru2alert]

[The feed clicks on to show a very angry black-haired boy, his background a striking contrast of gently shuffling leaves; it's obvious by the scenery that this kid hasn't gotten much farther than New Bark, and one might even be able to catch a glance of houses in the distance. Slightly visible off-screen is the limb of some kind of small brown Pokémon, spinning around rhythmically and humming its name in a low drone: Bal-toy. Bal-toy. Bal-toy. It seems this unfortunate tendency has put the newbie Trainer in something of a... mood. He turns around and swats the thing lightly with one hand, the other still holding onto his PokéGear.]

Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.

[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]

Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.

Now get me the fuck out!

[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]

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[shadowdive]

[The Baltoy will find that there are plenty of smaller Pokemon here to play with, they're just scattered about the suite. Giving a half nod, Vanitas finishes settling Karkat into the bed and shoves a pillow down next to him; clingy sleeper and all.]

Don't thank me, thank Karkat when he wakes up. If you have any questions though, you can ask the nurse at the front desk to get me. I'm mostly working in the back, doing the heavy lifting that the Pokemon are too short for. If it's something about the Pokemon here, she can probably answer it too.

[viiru2alert]

[It is more than happy to leave the humans to their own devices, and Sollux barely spares a glance as it leaves. On a normal day he would have been staying up for at least three hours past this, but... well. It was long and contained more physical activity than he was used to, and this frail human body didn't help matters much. So he's more than happy to sleep on any kind of squishy rectangular object he can.]

Noted. See ya.

[shadowdive]

[It's with a simple nod that he repockets his key and heads on out, but does give some of the dragons a quick pat before he's out the door.]