viiru2alert | thirteen (text) ♊ i won't release tomorrow. i won't entomb yesterday.

[On the 25th, a video pops up on the PokéGear. If the thread hasn't gotten to that point yet, there will be a big, embarrassing temper tantrum involved on Sollux's part, over his inability to CATCH A FUCKING FOSSIL FISH while it's swarming. If anyone responds, he doesn't see it.]

[And then, several days later...]

hey guy2.
2o ii gue22 2ome of you mu2t have 2aw that viideo earliier, huh?
iif you diidnt, dont worry about iit, iiit2 not iimportant.
iin fact iit i2nt even real.
fuckiin fake.
kk and ii (kk being the shorter one) were just kiind of fuckiing aroudn on the pokégear and we got iin an argument for old tiimes 2ake. we do that all the tiime, it's ok, nothiing came of iit.
ii mean the argument wa2nt even real anyway.
fuckin fakey fake viideo.
2o dont come two me all WOW SOLLYX YOU ARE A FUCKING WIIMP WHYD YOU FLIIP OUT LIIKE THAAT.
becau2e ii diidnt.d efiiniitely not.
i don't even know why kk po2ted iit to be hone2t.

yeeah thats iit, captwor out

[Obviously, he's lying through his mutant oversized teeth. Feel free to mock him relentlessly; you'll probably get a nuclear breakdown on his point, but hey, at least it'll be funny.]

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HAVE NOT! No, I'm good. This is still a workable situation, I just have to figure out how to... tackle it. That's all.

HE'D PROBABLY LIKE IT IF YOU DID TACKLE IT.
LITERALLY.

YEAH WELL, AT LEAST SOME THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL! But I didn't mean it like that okay? Okay.

DENIAL.

Hey, I'm not promising hot makeouts, alright? Sorry. Besies, you make it sound like you were hoping to watch or something. You weren't were you?

THAT'S MORE EQUIUS' THING THAN MINE.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE A WELL CONSTRUCTED FERRY DOWN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE, BUT ONLY IN THE PURELY FICTIONAL SENSE.

Okay then. So however it works out isn't going to be something that really really is your thing.

Obito you never told me you were in love with someone who you wanted to fight? Why not? And what did you do to your text stuff? Whatever just beat the crap out of him and then go for it!

WAIT! WAIT JUST A SECOND!

First, I'm in love with Rin, I TOLD you that. Second, I do want to beat up Sollux but that's not love related, and I'm totally going to prove that Shinobi are a million times more awesome. I mean, he's awesome and all but he didn't tell me he'd take this as makeout times okay?

Also.

WHAT AM I GOING FOR HERE KUSHINA-NEE? I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED.

[OH HEY there's the capslock button... on accident 8D]

But YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT DATES. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH TWO PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? ALSO KICK HIS ASS A SECOND TIME FOR ME IF HE'S SAYING SHINOBI ARE ANYTHING BUT THE BEST OKAY?

[He'll not so accidentally do it back.]

NOT THAT KIND OF DATE!!! LIKE, A PLAN DATE, NOT A MAKING GOO GOO EYES DATE OKAY?!

Besides the only person I've been on a date with is Shino, okay, and that totally didn't involve me beating him up.

OH, RIGHT, YES, THAT THING. SOLLUX KEEPS SAYING TROLLS, HE'S ONE, ARE BETTER.

YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH SHINO? YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT EITHER. HOW DO I TURN THIS OFf? Oh that button.

[THERE IT IS...]

If we're being fair I'm not sure Shino realizes that moonlit walks to go stare at a waterfall at a party with a lot of people counts as a date so, uh. Yeah.

That sounds so romantic. Where is this waterfall? [She's getting ideas for her and Minato..........]

Are you sure you're still in love with Rin?

OF COURSE I DO KUSHINA-NEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of question was that even? I'll love Rin my whole life and death and life again no matter what happens. Doesn't mean I can't care about other people too, that's all. Besides, it's not like I even thought about looking at other girls. Nope nope nope.

[If you wanted that question answered you shouldn't have asked the other one Kushina.]

THEN TAKE HER TO THE WATERFALL NEXT TIME, YA KNOW!

[He practically dropped his gear at the sudden shout, cursing as he looked around, trying to pinpoint where she was in this town by it. But no, ears ringing, no good.]

She wasn't here! I talked about her!

Well you can take her now, can't you?! Really Obito! You have another chance to tell her the truth! You're here and she's here! Don't waste it, ya know! BE A MAN!!!

No I can't! That was a special one time only location, no one can get to it now!

[Have him looking around, because he knew that Rin had been in the room earlier and the talking made him aware that hey, she could overhear. Crap. He's gonna go hide now yep. Before she notices this or something.]

Kushina-nee! I think! I think I'm going to just hang up now. I just.

It's not that easy!

[Because she could find him later if she insisted after all so this was totaly okay to do right? Yep. Hanging up on you!]

Well how was I supposed to know--

[He did not just hang up on her. Obito's not that stupid, right?

Right?

Right?

Oh son of a bitch... He hung up on her.]

Obitoooooooooo!

[I heard you guys like threadjacks so I'm threadjacking your threadjack]

Aha... Kushina... I think you're embarrassing him...

[Please don't hit his beautiful face]

[She may be mad, but she can't bring herself to hit the pretty. But there may be a vein popping somewhere as she stares at the silent 'gear.]

HE HUNG UP ON ME!

[Aaaaaaand she's off.]

[Oh god she was going to go kill his student, wasn't she]

Yes, but!

[And he's up too, chasing after her.]

You know it's hard for him to talk about Rin!

[PLEADING.]

[Y E P]

He's old enough now that he should man up and let her know how he feels! But that's still no reason to hang up on me, y'know!!!

[Her hair starts hitting wild mode. And as if on cue, a flash of light shines from their room as Kyuubi lets himself out of his Pokeball. In seconds, he's on Kushina's heels as she storms up to Obito's closed door. One solid kick and in it flies!

No Obito in sight because he's on the roof. Not that she knows that. So on she goes to checking every room in range that she can get into. Nothing. Next floor...]

[He couldn't give up! No matter how difficult the battle, or how small his chances of victory were!]

It took us time to talk these things through too!

[Maybe he could appeal to her memories of that, of when they were young and awkward and unsure of love.

...At this point he's just helplessly following after her, trying to set the doors back in place each time she stomped out of a room.

Looks like they'd be dipping into the destruction jar after this...]

Maybe we shouldn't be so pushy...!

Edited 2013-07-31 08:40 (UTC)

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