viiru2alert | thirteen (text) ♊ i won't release tomorrow. i won't entomb yesterday.

[On the 25th, a video pops up on the PokéGear. If the thread hasn't gotten to that point yet, there will be a big, embarrassing temper tantrum involved on Sollux's part, over his inability to CATCH A FUCKING FOSSIL FISH while it's swarming. If anyone responds, he doesn't see it.]

[And then, several days later...]

hey guy2.
2o ii gue22 2ome of you mu2t have 2aw that viideo earliier, huh?
iif you diidnt, dont worry about iit, iiit2 not iimportant.
iin fact iit i2nt even real.
fuckiin fake.
kk and ii (kk being the shorter one) were just kiind of fuckiing aroudn on the pokégear and we got iin an argument for old tiimes 2ake. we do that all the tiime, it's ok, nothiing came of iit.
ii mean the argument wa2nt even real anyway.
fuckin fakey fake viideo.
2o dont come two me all WOW SOLLYX YOU ARE A FUCKING WIIMP WHYD YOU FLIIP OUT LIIKE THAAT.
becau2e ii diidnt.d efiiniitely not.
i don't even know why kk po2ted iit to be hone2t.

yeeah thats iit, captwor out

[Obviously, he's lying through his mutant oversized teeth. Feel free to mock him relentlessly; you'll probably get a nuclear breakdown on his point, but hey, at least it'll be funny.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You Cannot Honestly Expect This To Work Sollux
You Would Have Been Better Off Saying Nothing About That Entire Unfortunate Scene

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

YOU can stfu.

AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

I Am Not Certain You Are In Any Position To Be Commenting On Anothers Means Of Attempting To Clear Their Name Karkat

WHAT?
I'M NOT THE ONE THROWING A FIT LIKE A GRUB THAT FELL ON ITS HEAD ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB UP THE CAVE WALLS.

At The Moment

OKAY OKAY.
SO I CAN ADMIT THAT I THROW BITCH FITS FROM TIME TO TIME.
HOWEVER, EVEN YOU HAVE TO SAT THAT MINE ARE NEVER AS BAD AS SOLLUX'S.

Given The Variations Between Your Emotional Outbursts And His Emotional Explosions
I Hesitate To Compare Them Along Any Sort Of Scale

Theyre Both Rather Unnecessary

KANAYA, YOU WOUND ME.
YOUR WORDS CUT REAL DEEP.

I Am Certain That You Will Survive
You Are Our Fearless Leader After All

Besides
I Havent Noticed Them With Quite The Frequency I Did Before
Perhaps You Are Maturing In The Face Of Tantrums

iit2 not the kiind of thiing you ju2t.... leave there, kn.

And Yet The Situation Hasnt Exactly Improved
Despite Your Stern And Rather Difficult To Believe Denials

look, ii wa2 fucked eiither way, ii thiink everyone knew that, ii wa2 ju2t tryiing two 2often the blow 2omewhat.

And Has It

you tell me.
ii wouldnt know an iimproovd 2iituatiion iif iit biit me in thea22

It Is Your Situation
And Your Life

The Only Person Who can Answer That Question Is You