viiru2alert | thirteen (text) ♊ i won't release tomorrow. i won't entomb yesterday.

[On the 25th, a video pops up on the PokéGear. If the thread hasn't gotten to that point yet, there will be a big, embarrassing temper tantrum involved on Sollux's part, over his inability to CATCH A FUCKING FOSSIL FISH while it's swarming. If anyone responds, he doesn't see it.]

[And then, several days later...]

hey guy2.
2o ii gue22 2ome of you mu2t have 2aw that viideo earliier, huh?
iif you diidnt, dont worry about iit, iiit2 not iimportant.
iin fact iit i2nt even real.
fuckiin fake.
kk and ii (kk being the shorter one) were just kiind of fuckiing aroudn on the pokégear and we got iin an argument for old tiimes 2ake. we do that all the tiime, it's ok, nothiing came of iit.
ii mean the argument wa2nt even real anyway.
fuckin fakey fake viideo.
2o dont come two me all WOW SOLLYX YOU ARE A FUCKING WIIMP WHYD YOU FLIIP OUT LIIKE THAAT.
becau2e ii diidnt.d efiiniitely not.
i don't even know why kk po2ted iit to be hone2t.

yeeah thats iit, captwor out

[Obviously, he's lying through his mutant oversized teeth. Feel free to mock him relentlessly; you'll probably get a nuclear breakdown on his point, but hey, at least it'll be funny.]

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[Fine then. Text it is.]

What kind of answer is that? That's totally a no.

JSSESUS FUCK THEYRES SPARKLES
FUCK ME
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS

[And several minutes later:]

al2o, iit2 an iim workiign on it.
becau2e ii am.

[Serves you right.]

Ahhh, are you in the right place and everything?

Why that thing anyway?

nah, iive gota pokémon wiith diive so iim good to go.

Maybe he's thwarting you on purpose?

the entiire world ii2 thwartiing me on purpo2e, oo.
alway2.
every 2iingle day.

Oh please, I don't thwart you, I TAUNT you.

you certaiinly are tauntiing me wiith tho2e fuckiing 2parkle2.

I don't even tend to use this color for texts anymore you know, I pulled it out just for you.

iim honoured.

[HAVE A PAUSE HERE.]

Wait wait, are we dating?

no, fucko.
we are not datiing.

Didn't think so. You're not actually expecting makeouts after the fight whenever it happens are you? I need to be warned about these things.

thii2 ii2 2eriiou2ly 2tartiing to get fuckiing riidiiculou2 2o let iit be known.
II HAVE NO FLU2HED, CALIIGIINOU2, PALE OR A2HEN FEELIING2 FOR OBIITO UCHIIHA.
THAT2 A FANCY WAY OF 2AYIING LOOVE OR HATE, MIIND.
there.
ii dont want two ki22 you. je2u2 fuck

Perfect! Now, back to business as usual. Would it make you feel better to know that I thought that from the start?

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IT'S PURELY OUT OF SPITE.

Oh really? Are you the one that gave him that pokemon then?

HE WOULDN'T LET ME CATCH ONE FOR HIM.

Well he gets insulted easy sometimes so maybe it's a pride thing now.

HIM? EASILY INSULTED?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?
HERE, ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATED MY SURPRISED FACE IN THE FORM OF AN EMOTICON...
O:B

DUDE, I'VE KNOWN THE NOOKSTENCH SINCE FOREVER.
NONE WHAT HAPPENED IS ANYTHING NEW OR DETRIMENTAL TO OUR FRIENDSHIP.
IT'S OUR THING, THIS BITCHING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A WOOFBEAST AND A ROPE TOY.

I didn't say it lasted long! Maybe I misread him or something. Then again, it's never aimed at me so who knows.

So... what's a woofbeast?

I WILL TELL YOU ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU CUT THE SPARKLING SHIT OUT OF YOUR TEXT.
THAT IS GOING TO GIVE ME SEIZURES.

I only brought that font out for Sollux anyway, I usually use this one. Woofbeast?

YOU HUMANS REALLY NEED A LESSON ON NOT PURPOSEFULLY ANTAGONIZING TROLLS.
IT MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO US.
A "WOOFBEAST" IS OUR WAY OF SAYING "DOG."

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