YOU GUYS CAN'T SEE IT FROM OVER HERE, BUT THERE ARE DISGUSTING RIVERS BURSTING THROUGH THE DAM THAT IS MY TEAR DUCTS. ALL OF THE TEARS. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK LEVELS, DUDE. IT'S NOT LIKE SOLLUX EVEN HAS ALL THE SWAG TO KEEP THE ASSHOLES COMING TO HIM LIKE BEES CHASING AFTER THE BRIGHTEST AND FULLEST FLOWER ON A COOL MIDSEASON'S NIGHT. APPARENTLY HIS LISP MUST BRING ALL THE DOUCHEBAGS TO THE LAWNRING. I'M COMPLETELY ENVIOUS OF OTHERS AND THEIR ABILITY TO HUNT DOWN HATE DATES.
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ALL OF THE TEARS.
WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK LEVELS, DUDE.
IT'S NOT LIKE SOLLUX EVEN HAS ALL THE SWAG TO KEEP THE ASSHOLES COMING TO HIM LIKE BEES CHASING AFTER THE BRIGHTEST AND FULLEST FLOWER ON A COOL MIDSEASON'S NIGHT.
APPARENTLY HIS LISP MUST BRING ALL THE DOUCHEBAGS TO THE LAWNRING.
I'M COMPLETELY ENVIOUS OF OTHERS AND THEIR ABILITY TO HUNT DOWN HATE DATES.