viiru2alert | six (video) ♊ it's the pokémon christmas bash!

[Sollux has been wandering around all by his lonesome since the Cinnabar incident, letting Karkat and Vanitas have their... alone time without a third wheel intruding. He's sure they were very grateful, but didn't actually get around to telling them he was leaving, so he couldn't be sure. He's been doing his own wanderings all over the place, contemplating maybe getting Badges or something... and never actually getting any Badges. Good job, Sollux. But now it's time to actually kick his ass back into gear; the Pokémon are getting antsy from all this wanderlust. He can feel it by the way Fefero slams him over the head with a cannon. That's a bored cannon.]

[There's a really quick video post up on the Network now; it looks like he's sitting on a beach, Axolotl the Absol on his lap as usual. Resting in Olivine does have its perks.]

Anyone in Johto know a place to go for the holidays? Preferably in a town with a Gym? [And yet he hasn't left the city yet.] I feel like integrating myself with the locals and getting my ass out of this chair at the same time.

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Pride cometh, Sollux....

Pride doth be taking its sweet time on that count, then.

Just means you'll land on your ass harder.

Yeah, well, that's nothing new.

Great comeback there, Captor.

It wasn't a fucking comeback.

It should have been!

Why? Am I not a good enough sparring partner now?

It's what I was expecting?

Well sor-ry.

Sarcasm is not cute.

Good, 'cause I wouldn't waste my fucking adorable meter on you.

Any better?

Oh you wouldn't be wasting it. Because lisping assholes don't have adorable meters.

They just have perpetual showers coming from their mouths.

Oh, like crazy screaming swear-o-maniacs don't.

Nope. I am adorabloodthirsty forever.

Adorabloodthirst is a sham.

You can't even be called bloodthirsty, and you definitely can't be adorable... just short.

Just how tall are you right now Captor?

I dunno. Five six?

I'm not always going to be fucking short.

[Cackling.]

How big are you again?

I've already grown about four inches. I'm on the verge of 5'3" over here.

That's adorable. You're really making progress.

HA!

You called me adorable.

I said you couldn't be adorable, but that was before you tried to delude yourself into thinking you'll ever be taller than a patch of grass.

...Oh fuck you.

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