viiru2alert | three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together

[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]

[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]

[…Juggler Irwin.]

Hey, I’ve got a question.

This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.

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So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?

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See what I mean about him bein' a total ass now, Cher?

Being a jerk or not, killing for a simple reason like "he calls too much" is something I just can't take!

Try killing for a simple reason like "he's a goddamned stalker".

Get out of here, Ampora, I never said you could come out of time-out.

You cannot ewen PUT me in timeout an' I'm hawing a conwersation with Cher here so you get out.

[Not mentioning the stalker part, he'd ~~be thankful for a stalker~~ probably do it too.]

Eridan, I told you to be in that corner for fifteen minutes and it hasn't even been two. Now stop getting your stupid accent slobber over this innocent person and go back into the fun box.

[For reference: the fun box.]

Are you seriously tryin' to tell me what do do?!

We all bleed red here, my friend.

[Smiiiiirk.]

[Even hearing it still makes him frown]

We're not friends and newer will be!

Red, red, red, red, bright candy red.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Nah.

[Just this]

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Knock it off.

You don't have to be so rude about all of this. Look, I understand there's a difference in blood colors and that it apparently makes up a social structure. It's not very good in my opinion, but it's something he's still trying to get used to. Waking up in a strange body that uses different colors has to be a little too weird to be okay with right away.

So I would appreciate it if you didn't ruin all of the hard work we've put into trying to let him be more accepting of it!

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I don't care! No, stalking isn't okay, but the locals here seem to have some sort of... problem. They don't behave like normal people at all, so it's incredibly harmless.

[Going to narrow her eyes at the barking at Eridan, yup.]

Yeah well that sort a deluded reasonin' is to be expected from filthy lowbloods such as him. You're really better off not associating with him Cher.

We're not getting into this blood color talk again, Eridan.

Fine, you don't need to know his blood to see he's a total jerk an' waste a space anyway.

Exactly. You can say he's just a jerk without bringing in blood colors. Okay? [SLOWLY, WE ARE WORKING ON THIS.]

Then he's a fuckin' jerk.

I can believe that from wanting to hurt someone just because they're harmlessly following him around and watching his battles.

Yeah well that's Sol. He owerreacts about ewerythin'/

I think you've said this name before. [A pause-] Wait, didn't you name your other Magikarp after a Sollux?

The loser lewel two one that can't do anythin'? Yeah.

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oh is that video-jack?

it seems to be!

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he needs one for reals

can sollux order one of those

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