viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Brain pain ♊ but ii wont cry)
twinArmageddons ♊ Sollux Captor ([personal profile] viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm

three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together

[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]

[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]

[…Juggler Irwin.]


Hey, I’ve got a question.

This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.

...

So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
roemance: (wwell if you just listened to me)

oh is that video-jack?

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
See what I mean about him bein' a total ass now, Cher?
fairycircle: (NO WE ARE NOT GOING OUT THE BUTT)

it seems to be!

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Being a jerk or not, killing for a simple reason like "he calls too much" is something I just can't take!
roemance: (...wwhat)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You cannot ewen PUT me in timeout an' I'm hawing a conwersation with Cher here so you get out.

[Not mentioning the stalker part, he'd be thankful for a stalker probably do it too.]
roemance: ([gif] no fuck you)

he needs one for reals

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously tryin' to tell me what do do?!
roemance: (go forth and die)

yes

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Even hearing it still makes him frown]

We're not friends and newer will be!
roemance: ([gif] no fuck you)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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fairycircle: (YOU AREN'T MAKING THIS ANY EASIER)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to be so rude about all of this. Look, I understand there's a difference in blood colors and that it apparently makes up a social structure. It's not very good in my opinion, but it's something he's still trying to get used to. Waking up in a strange body that uses different colors has to be a little too weird to be okay with right away.

So I would appreciate it if you didn't ruin all of the hard work we've put into trying to let him be more accepting of it!

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fairycircle: (time to get my bitch on)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care! No, stalking isn't okay, but the locals here seem to have some sort of... problem. They don't behave like normal people at all, so it's incredibly harmless.

[Going to narrow her eyes at the barking at Eridan, yup.]
roemance: (bitch please im royalty)

8)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well that sort a deluded reasonin' is to be expected from filthy lowbloods such as him. You're really better off not associating with him Cher.
fairycircle: (anime pose time!)

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[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
We're not getting into this blood color talk again, Eridan.
roemance: ([gif] no fuck you)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, you don't need to know his blood to see he's a total jerk an' waste a space anyway.
fairycircle: (time to get my bitch on)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. You can say he's just a jerk without bringing in blood colors. Okay? [SLOWLY, WE ARE WORKING ON THIS.]
roemance: ([sol] bring it)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Then he's a fuckin' jerk.
fairycircle: (huffiest pouty pout)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I can believe that from wanting to hurt someone just because they're harmlessly following him around and watching his battles.
roemance: (wwell if you just listened to me)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well that's Sol. He owerreacts about ewerythin'/
fairycircle: (le siigh)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-09-28 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I think you've said this name before. [A pause-] Wait, didn't you name your other Magikarp after a Sollux?
roemance: (this is my smug face)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-09-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
The loser lewel two one that can't do anythin'? Yeah.

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