twinArmageddons ♊ Sollux Captor (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
Entry tags:
three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together
[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
text;
this is exactly why you don't give your phone number out to random strangers you meet one the routes.
text;
text;
but maybe i should make a note to add it to my newcomer's welcome spiel.
in any case, even if there IS some kind of pokemon assassination league, i don't know that that will do you much good.
supposedly nobody can die here.
have you considered changing your number?
text;
thii2 piiece of 2hiit ii2 2urpriisiingly good at preventing people from doiing 2iimple modiifiicatiion ta2k2.
who do ii talk to iif ii want two change iit?
Re: text;
i wonder if it would be possible to build new ones from scratch and make it not suck quite so badly...
try talking to someone in one of the centers or marts though, one of the two would probably be able to help you.
text;
kk ha2 pretty much trollhandled me iinto beiing a center techniiciian, 2o ii gue22 iill try that.
text;
there was a guy from our world here a long time ago who had the same problem with another trainer but i have no idea if/how he fixed it.
but since he never complained about it again, he must have figured something out. so i'm sure it's doable.
just be glad you didn't give your number to that kid though.
dude really likes his rattata apparently.
text;
2tiill annoyiing a2 fuck, but at lea2t rea2onable.
but rattata, though?
really?
text;
it is like...super beastly god mode rattata.
(at least according to him, though the thing was pretty easy to wipe out so i'm skeptical.)
text;
where wa2 thii2 liittle rattata kiid anyway?
text;
it's been a while, so i don't remember exactly but he was somewhere way back there.
text;
[Is he serious? Is he joking? We just don't know.]
text;
text;