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viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
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three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together
[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
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[Whoa whoa hold up. His expression sours immediately.]
We're not friends.
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Mmm, sorry. The Sollux who was here before you and I were fairly close friends. It's always a little difficult getting used to it when Johto introduces one who doesn't remember anything.
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Yeah, I've heard stories from KK.
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What kind of stories? Because Karkat hasn't been here the entire time, and I'm sure there are plenty of stories you're missing out on.
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[...No, Sollux.]
[Just, no.]
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He wasn't that bad. After he returned blind, he really couldn't work, so he didn't have a whole lot of choice. He figured out how to code applications onto the gear, even though it was apparently very limiting. He of course made plenty of points with me for handling Eridan. At one point they were moirails. That was interesting.
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Moi.
What.
[Sorry, just give him a moment. The next sentence comes with a lot of long pauses in between each word.]
Who in fuck would want to do that.
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To be fair, Eridan was also really pathetic. Supposedly moreso than back home?
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