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viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
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three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together
[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
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iim 2o 2orry.
your 2kiill2et ii2 useful for 2omethiing though, iim 2ure of it!
there2 always the optiion of beiing a 2hiitty b-moviie viillaiin.
ii hear that iindu2try ii2 really explodiing.
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maybe since none a you appreciate me i should just go join the other side
at least theyre focused on somethin
then wwell see wwhos EXPLODIN
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ii know tiime2 are hard but
really?
REALLY??
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means i wwouldnt havve to deal wwith any a you losers
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eriidan
iim beiing completely 2eriious here
that ii2 2o ass-backward2 that iit2 not even
ii ju2t
oh my god.
[Organized crime. Never ends well for anyone. He knows how they operate, dog.]
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your opinion means nothin to me
less than nothin in fact
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holy 2hiit.
ii never thought iit had gotten thii2 bad.
have fun dyiing, oh my fuckiing god.
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some idiot human keeps tellin me people cant die here
yet he wwouldnt let me try it out
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noww i havve important stuff to be gettin on wwith so leavve
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got any quadrant update2 you havent told the cla22 about, ampora?
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if i did i certainly wwouldnt share them wwith you
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ii want to 2end them a con2olatiion card.
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[Because there is NO ONE]
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2he 2eem2 almo2t too good for you, to be hone2t.
whiich ii2 2ayiing 2omethiing on both count2, eheheh.
[Not his finest comeback, but he'll live.]
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its nothin like that
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