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three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together

[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]

[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]

[…Juggler Irwin.]

Hey, I’ve got a question.

This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.

...

So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?

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We're not getting into this blood color talk again, Eridan.

Fine, you don't need to know his blood to see he's a total jerk an' waste a space anyway.

Exactly. You can say he's just a jerk without bringing in blood colors. Okay? [SLOWLY, WE ARE WORKING ON THIS.]

Then he's a fuckin' jerk.

I can believe that from wanting to hurt someone just because they're harmlessly following him around and watching his battles.

Yeah well that's Sol. He owerreacts about ewerythin'/

I think you've said this name before. [A pause-] Wait, didn't you name your other Magikarp after a Sollux?

The loser lewel two one that can't do anythin'? Yeah.

Don't take your irritation out on the Pokemon that hasn't done a single thing. Plus, you know firsthand what those turn into.

I'm not lewelin' that one up, that's the point.

So he's sitting in a box, never knowing the light of day, simply because you don't like the person you purposely named him after.

Yes.

[Going to give him a Look. Waits for him to see just how wrong that sounds.]

[Not gonna happen Cheria. Sorry.]

[We're going to have a talk later. After she rescues that Magikarp and sets it free in the ocean nearby.]

[NO YOU CANT]

[IT WILL BE DONE. At least name him after a Bidoof instead. It only turns into a beaver.]

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