three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together

[viiru2alert]

[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]

[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]

[…Juggler Irwin.]

Hey, I’ve got a question.

This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.

...

So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?

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[moveslikestrider]

think of it as a challenge
its trying to make you turn back
are you really going to take that

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[viiru2alert]

nah, ii gue22 not.
iit2 not really that bad, ii gue22 iim ju2t biitchiing.

[That was a quick turnaround.]

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[moveslikestrider]

trust me man some of the stuff is worth complaining about

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[viiru2alert]

ii never could have gue22ed.
you 2iicko2 are even wor2e than ii thought.

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[moveslikestrider]

you have no idea bro
have you hit 4chan yet