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viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-09-26 03:42 pm
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three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together
[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]
[…Juggler Irwin.]
Hey, I’ve got a question.
This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.
...
So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?
no subject
what the fuck do you know about programiing, zahhak?
here2 an an2wer: nothiing.
becau2e iif you DIID, iit would be obviiou2 that thii2 technology ii2 ju2t too 2hiitty to be modiifiied on iit2 own.
there mu2t be 2ome kiind of equiipment 2omewhere ii can u2e to hack iinto iit, but untiil ii fiind that equiipment?
no.
no subject
D--> And my apologies
D--> I was making a presumption based on recollections of your hacking on Alternia
D--> I was lead to believe you possessed great mastery of the art
D--> Even under the most ta%ing circumstances
D--> I shall try to avoid such overestimations in the future
no subject
back on alterniia, ii had all of my 2uppliie2 and program2 and machiine2 iin2talled.
here, a2 a traveliing traiiner, ii dont.
you cant build your liittle robot2 wiithout tool2, can you?
2ame iidea.
[text]
D--> For now
[And changing the subject now, kthx.]
D--> And if you are committed to assasinating the bothersome human
D--> I would recommend the use of your Pokebeasts
D--> If they are sufficiently STRONG
D--> And you are unable to honorably face him yourself
[text]
be2iide2, pokémon are two huge and clunky two get iit done riight.
not that youd under2tand the concept of 2ubtlety or anythiing, though.
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D--> I merely find that it is unneeded
D--> The size and grace of a Pokebeast is unlikely to matter if one is thoroughly intent on doing you harm, for instance
D--> And I would not e%pect you to truly understand the etiquette of the situation
D--> But when settling some manner of personal grievance, performing the assassination yourself is only proper
D--> Though a sufficiently convoluted scheme ending in death is also a%%eptable
[text]
but no one would actiively choo2e two get a giiant lug two kiill a guy.
e2peciially iif they fiight phy2iically.
2tupiid and clum2y and the liittle 2hiit wiill get away at the fiir2t chance he get2.
al2o, re: griievance etiiquette:
that ii2 2tupiid and 2o are you for buyiing iinto iit.
there ii2 no etiiquette.
youre CULLIING A GUY.
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D--> Such distinctions are what separates us from the drones
[text]
were 2en2ele22 people, iit2 what we do.
Re: [text]
D--> Subduing an insufferable robot or lowb100d for e%ample
D--> It may be distasteful but it is sometimes necessary