three (video) ♊ good friends are those who stick together

[viiru2alert]

[Attached to this post is a short audio file that seems to play itself automatically when the post is opened for the first time; even though the Gear says that Sollux posted this, the voice clearly isn’t his. It’s high and squeaky, just as grainy as any other Gear call, but the dialogue goes something like this – “Hi, Sollux! I just saw you get the Zephyr Badge from Falkner, that was so cool! Well, that’s all! Later!”]

[Who knows how Sollux did that, but he’s Sollux, so anyone who knows him probably shouldn’t have it come as much of a surprise. Another thing that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise is the fact that he looks absolutely miserable. Granted, Sollux looks absolutely miserable anyway, but judging from that audio post it seems like he’s actually justified this time; Sollux has apparently become the next victim of every Trainer’s sworn enemy…]

[…Juggler Irwin.]

Hey, I’ve got a question.

This asshole has been calling me incessantly about pretty much every step I took since leaving Goldenrod. He’s a fucking stalker.

...

So, how much do assassination services go for in the Kanto area? Johto too, for that matter?

Comments

[viiru2alert]

[Yup.]

[(nopenopenope-- OH GOD SHUT UP.)]

[fairycircle]

Find something new to amuse yourself with.

[papshooshing]

Maybe you should stay out of troll affairs.

Great. You're dealing with Eridan. Fucking terrific. Grade A moirail. I get it.

You're not going to get sympathy from the guy that Eridan constantly started shit with.

[fairycircle]

[Rubs her forehead a little.] I'm not trying to get any sympathy, I just want him not to continue with the conversations. He is more than welcome to just hang up. I originally started talking to him to make him not put out a hit on some innocent guy who probably is in the same locations.

[papshooshing]

I don't see anything wrong with banter as long as it fucking stays banter. We're trolls. That's how we fucking roll. If I didn't call Sollux an asshole that needs to shove his head into a Combee next at least once a day, then that would be out of the norm. And he's, like, my best friend. Shitting on each other is a thing that happens and there's nothing that can change that.

Besides. Give Captor like five minutes. He'll switch moods and go all manic depressive and shit.

[fairycircle]

[Siiiighs, but she still frowns gently.] I guess if it's a normal... thing. It just doesn't quite seem like a healthy relationship in that, but I suppose it's a type of friendship I've never had.

[papshooshing]

It'd be abnormal if they didn't carry on like this, believe me.

[fairycircle]

If you say so. It just sounds worrying sometimes..