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viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-15 09:46 pm
viiru2alert) wrote2012-07-15 09:46 pm
two (video) ♊ what kind of pokémon are you?
[In what is apparently becoming a recurring trend, Sollux doesn't look very happy as he turns on the PokéGear. Sure, he's covered in scratches and clearly hasn't slept well in days, despite the glasses hiding his tired eyes. There isa new Pokémon around him now, a small red and green dragonfly; it's not hard to guess at least one of the reasons why he's in such a sour state, because one of them is a Yanma, one of the rarest little buggers on the route north of Goldenrod. One wonders how long he spent looking for that thing.]
[The other reason would probably be the fact that he seemingly decided that his spirit animal is a Zapdos.]
[His previously black hair now has streaks of very yellowish blond in it, for one thing. And where it curled oddly before, each and every hair is now straight as a pin -- and at a seventy-five degree angle, sticking up from his head like he went Super Saiyan while no one was looking. The PokéGear is being held by Baltoy, whose limb can sometimes be seen repositioning the camera; Sollux seems unwilling to touch it himself, any more than he absolutely has to. Probably a wise decision, considering what he's learned on Alternia about tech and unchecked electricity.]
[But he doesn't seem to be ranting about this makeover today; he's not mentioning it at all, even though he certainly noticed. Instead, he looks up at the sky for a moment and back at the PokéGear. Apparently, someone has missed the demolition derby carried out on the local Pokémon Center, but what he heard from out on the Route is definitely not telling his survival instincts to go and check it out.]
What the hell is happening back in Goldenrod? I just heard some fucking unholy noises from over there.
[The other reason would probably be the fact that he seemingly decided that his spirit animal is a Zapdos.]
[His previously black hair now has streaks of very yellowish blond in it, for one thing. And where it curled oddly before, each and every hair is now straight as a pin -- and at a seventy-five degree angle, sticking up from his head like he went Super Saiyan while no one was looking. The PokéGear is being held by Baltoy, whose limb can sometimes be seen repositioning the camera; Sollux seems unwilling to touch it himself, any more than he absolutely has to. Probably a wise decision, considering what he's learned on Alternia about tech and unchecked electricity.]
[But he doesn't seem to be ranting about this makeover today; he's not mentioning it at all, even though he certainly noticed. Instead, he looks up at the sky for a moment and back at the PokéGear. Apparently, someone has missed the demolition derby carried out on the local Pokémon Center, but what he heard from out on the Route is definitely not telling his survival instincts to go and check it out.]
What the hell is happening back in Goldenrod? I just heard some fucking unholy noises from over there.
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we are at LEA2T on equal footiing here.
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more than usual i mean
youre obvviously so delusional right now that it almost feels like a unfair fight here
almost
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OF COUR2E 2OMETHIING2 WRONG WIITH ME.
but ii can 2ay wiith ab2olute certaiinty that iit ha2 nothiing two do wiith your 2hiitty haiircut.
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wwhat i meant wwas aside from the apparent
wwhatevver you evven call it
horrible human pokebeast hybrid mutation youvve become
youre obvviously lackin in the mental capacity too seein as you seem to honestly think your terrible hair looks anythin like mine
wwhat happened to you anywway
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that2 a pretty 2iizable comparii2on.
[He offers no response to the second question, because he does not know.]
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ehehehehe.
the 2econdhand embarra22ment ii2 2trong iin thii2 one.
or at lea2t iit would be, iif ii cared.
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in fact i dont at all
its just embarrasin wwhen other people here are goin to associate me wwith you
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ii dont care.
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enjoy lookin evven wworse than you did wwhen you wwere a sorry excuse for a troll
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enjoy beiing your fle2hy, nau2eatiing 2elf.
(and you dont even need any mutatiion2!)
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[ok NOW he is going]
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youre a failure in EVVERYTHIN just about as much as these fuckin magikarp are
actually
i just figured out wwhat im gonna name this one seein as the thing repulses me just about as much as you do
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[HAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]