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eight (text) ♊ it's the battle frontier!

Hi boys and girls, it's Sollux again.

A while ago I threw up a post about some shit with battling and armbands, you know the one. Been mentioning a lot of shit about official rules and procedures for joining, what the fuck ever, and here they are.

~* RULES OF THE POKÉMON FIGHT CLUB *~

1. You do not talk about Pokémon Fight Club.

2. You do NOT talk about Pokémon Fight Club.

3. Everything outlined in this post (though not necessarily the comments under it) still applies.

4. As an optional thing, I've set up an email address you can contact if you want to be listed as an official 'member'. There are some nice benefits to this, including knowing what to do if someone tries to pull a fast one on you in a battle, so look below.

5. As an obvious extension of rule 4, don't try to pull anything, fucker. This should be a given especially considering how saccharine this place seems in general, but knowing some of the creeps who roam the seedier parts of the Johto-Kanto area... not so sure.

6. Don't wait for us to schedule your events for you. It's perfectly fine to throw up a message saying "Hey anyone want to have a PFC tournament in the Saffron Dojo this saturday?" or whatever. That's not to say we won't be doing it ourselves too, but don't be shy.

7. There are badges and armbands involved in this. You should be able to find them at some shops, but in case you can't, there's a pretty cheap website that sells those kinds of trinkets here: (blackthorntradingco.net). Alternatively, there are some people around who would be willing to do customs for you, maybe even free. Just ask around.

LIST OF IN-CITY BATTLING LOCATIONS.

Any battling ring approved by the Pokémon League -- the ones near your local Pokémon Center, for example.
In Kanto, Riku has offered up the facilities of his Training Center for use. Just ask him if you happen to run in with someone around Celadon.

PFC EMAIL.

There's an address I've created for this; it's (admin@pfc.pkgr). Now, there are a lot of uses for this email, so let's go through 'em slow.

1. membership. There is no mandatory sign-up for this, and there never will be any. However, in the event that we ever get any contests up and running here (most battles won with documentation or whatever), you will need to be signed up to participate in them, so if you like winning free stuff for being good at Pokémon, do it anyway.
1a. If you want to enter any contest involving a Pokémon battle, send us documentation. Have one of your Pokémon take a Gear video of the battle. If we can't confirm that this battle happened, it's not going to be counted.

2. questions or complaints. This is a weird fucking thing, I know, so all PFC questions can be redirected here. It's an email shared by several people, so you won't always get my darling responses. As mentioned above, this email can also be used to file complaints about anyone who's tried to abuse the system in any way, like pretending they have a lower-level team than they do or mugging you of your Pokémon or something. (Though in the latter case you might want to take it to the police first.) Give us all the information you have about them, including a tape of the battle, if you took one. Which you should have.

3. messages. Every so often, this thing may post to the PokéGear network with announcements or some other thing. Responses can come from admin or anyone else running this freakshow.

This post will also function as an FAQ of sorts, wherein questions we get via the email address will be put up as either rules or actual questions. These rules are subject to change at any time. Blah blah blah.

Thanks for your time.

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see how much nicer it sounds when you dont end with insincerely?

no, but ii triied.

well trust me it sounds a lot nicer!
you win a prize

what kiind of priize?

whatever kind of prize you want
so i assume youll be requesting something dangerously unhealthy in a few seconds

you a22ume riight.
eheheh.

thats because im brilliant!
extra dessert for sollux tonight
check

actually, iit2 becau2e iim prediictable.
oh hey, ii meant two a2k you 2omethiing.
ii know youve forcefully 2iigned your2elf on a2 a member of 2taff for thii2 thiing, but have you forcefully 2iigned up anyone el2e we know a2 well?
ju2t 2o ii can 2hare the emaiil pa22word and 2hiit.

not yet
jakes in if you need help though! :D
im not sure about dirk but im sure he wouldnt mind helping out

huh.
well, dont make anyone joiin iif they dont want two.
ii gue22 iill briing iit up wiith jake though.

what did you expect me to have already
im not that bossy!
and jake wont mind seriously
hes gungho about everything its sweet

ps i vote troll indiana jones

yeah ii know he wiill do iit iif ii a2k.
ii want two make 2ure he2 good at iit though.
al2o, ye2 you are.

hm
well hes not that great with the gear
since he didnt know it told you if a pokemon is a boy or a girl
but hes very friendly and good with people
also no im not!
give me one example of me being bossy

[ aradia he can probably give you more than one ]

here you go.

[Is he referring to the tag or the entire thread? We just don't know.]

well its for your own good so there

falliing back on your po2iitiion, aa?
that2 no good.
ii thought you werent bo22y.

im not!!
also i have good news about your birthday!

ii really could not care le22 about my notbiirthday, but ok, 2hoot.

you do so care its basically cake day
you like cake
anyway we should be in goldenrod by then where john and rose and jade are!
so in addition to us and them
and maybe dave and jane and terezi if they like
well have a proper cake day

ii dont need a biiga22 cake day, aa.
2eriiou2ly.
iim fine.

fine
but did you want a present or something in particular? :o

not really.
iim good.
...though actually
can ii count on you two do 2ome re2earch?
iive been thiinkiing maybe ii ought to get a laptop or 2omethiing 2o ii dont have two u2e thii2 pokégear for every damn thing.
but ii dont know iif there are any that are liight and durable enough two briing on a journey.
iill pay for it my2elf, but can you look iintwo computer2 de2iigned for travelliing traiiner2, iif they even exii2t?

[...Sollux, are you sure that you understand the meaning of the word "gift"?]

sollux
obviously i will look into this you know that
but a gift generally means i would also pay for it!

...
can we go half and half?

im not sure youre grasping the concept here

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