pokégear

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 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



Text, video, or voice.
Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

Comments

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

hooray.

[HE'S SO EXCITED. HONEST.]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

:p
see you in five then!
were also going to discuss the wonders of nonsarcastic exclamation points at some time in the future
<3

[ Add to the list of things that will probably never happen: nonsarcastic exclamation points. ]

text; 2/18

[viiru2alert]

excalmatiion poiint2 can diie iin a hole.
<3

[And then many vidyas were gamed?]

text; 2/18

[timelymaid]

[ And Aradia probably lost a lot of them. SOMEDAY, SOLLUX. SOMEDAY. ]

text 4/25

[timelymaid]

guess who is 7750 richer
if you guessed yourself you are right!

also
i feel like we should do something distracting for jake soonish
maybe a trip to that national pokemon park or something
i think thats near olivine

[viiru2alert]

but ii gue22ed claiir. now what do ii do.

yeah we kiinda 2hould.
ii mean, all iive really done two help hiim out ii2 get hiim lo2t iin the wiilderne22, and that2 kiind of not the thiing youre 2uppo2ed two do, riight?

[timelymaid]

you have to send it back as penance clearly

im still not sure how you two managed that
but youre not allowed to map out travel plans because of it so
but yes sollux generally getting someone lost in the wilderness doesnt constitute helping them get over their matesprit leaving

i figure that exploring the park might be a bit of a good pick me up
he likes exploring things and well
maybe itll help

[viiru2alert]

yeah, ii gue22 iil tag along for that then.
there2 a lot of pokémon for hiim two look at, anyway.

[timelymaid]

gasp
but yes there are

i would have suggested the safari zone but were a city away from that even once we hit olivine
(guess what the safari zone has though)

also are you doing secret things

[viiru2alert]

what doe2 the 2afarii zone have.

al2o, iim alway2 doiing 2ecret thiing2. what kiind do you want two know about?

[timelymaid]

vullabys!

the secret telling thing ev news talked about silly!
submitting them and such

[viiru2alert]

....holy fuck were goiing there riight now.
and no iim not.
that 2hiit2 for wriiggler2.

[timelymaid]

again like a city away!!!
its incentive to get your olivine badge super quick :p

is not!
im doing it and so is kanaya :D

[viiru2alert]

whiich ii2 appropriiate becau2e you are wriiggler2.

[timelymaid]

wow rude
if not completely expected

kanaya and i werent the ones who got lost on an island you know... :p

[viiru2alert]

2tfu.

[timelymaid]

nope!
sorry that is one of those things i cannot let you forget about
id fail my duty as your friend if i did
it is the sort of thing that gets brought up for the rest of our lives

[viiru2alert]

iim 2orry what
were we talkiing about 2omethiing

[timelymaid]

yes
you got lost with jake
you were on the same level of directional sense as jake english
this is a thing that happened

[viiru2alert]

ii cant read that me22age at all.
hang on, let me go fuck wiith thii2 pokégear two 2ee iif iit will actually work 2ometiime 2oon.

[timelymaid]

wiggler
:p

Hidden Machine

[movetutor]

This world holds many secrets, more than what most would imagine. Many of those secrets are carefully hidden away. Why you might ask? It’s quite simple, knowledge is power and the more you have the stronger you shall be. Though may you have to take that power through more unconventional means. Do you desire those secrets; do you wish to know more? If so then I can teach a move that will certainly help.

What do you say? Want to learn from the move tutor?
[Yes] or [No]

text

[viiru2alert]

[ ... ]

> ye2

text

[movetutor]

Congratulations Sollux Captor, you’ve just learned the move Psyscho Boost.

Use this move well to find this world's hidden secrets.

[At the bottom of the message is an icon with the letters HM on it. Clicking it will download the following onto the gear:
An upgrade to the gear's map: a new option to display locations that could hold valuable secrets.
A list of names of important local people from both regions
A contact list of all HM members, including the move tutor
Information that HMs have collected so far
Voice modulator program]