permii22iion2 (route 29)

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It can definitely get annoying, so if you would like to opt out of all or part of the quirk, then please mention it here.

pokégear

 POKÉGEAR TRANSMISSIONS



Text, video, or voice.
Note that Sollux might be sending you some viruses presents if you catch him in a bad mood...

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Inventory.

♊ swag bag basics:
-- 1 change of clothes.
-- 3 changes of undergarments
-- 1 washcloth, 2 towels (one small, one larger), 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
-- clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
-- Trainer Handbook
-- 1 sleeping bag
♊ sanitary miscellanea

♊ 4x Pokéballs
♊ Trainer Card (registered: Sollux Captor, Trainer ID 22413, hometown New Bark)
♊ Johto/Kanto Badge Case (Volcano Badge, Zephyr Badge, Hive Badge, Fog Badge, Mineral Badge, Plain Badge, Storm Badge)
♊ Laptop (gift from Aradia)

TEAM SPREADSHEET

one (video) ♊ go on ahead; will you ever make it back?

[The feed clicks on to show a very angry black-haired boy, his background a striking contrast of gently shuffling leaves; it's obvious by the scenery that this kid hasn't gotten much farther than New Bark, and one might even be able to catch a glance of houses in the distance. Slightly visible off-screen is the limb of some kind of small brown Pokémon, spinning around rhythmically and humming its name in a low drone: Bal-toy. Bal-toy. Bal-toy. It seems this unfortunate tendency has put the newbie Trainer in something of a... mood. He turns around and swats the thing lightly with one hand, the other still holding onto his PokéGear.]

Will you shut up? I already have this music playing, I don't need you too.

[The Baltoy squeaks in surprise, but obliges, spinning silently now. The boy sighs deeply and returns his attention to the PokéGear. He commences speaking to the microphone now; several of his teeth are visibly pointed and oversized, to the degree where they give him a noticeable lisp. He's also wearing glasses with red and blue lenses -- making him immediately identifiable if you knew him in a past life.]

Okay, I don't know what kind of terrible fucking joke this is supposed to be, but I am really not in the mood for it. So congratulations, ED. You've actually managed to throw your shitty magic at things enough to do something of moderate skill and importance. Good job.

Now get me the fuck out!

[Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.]