That was... a trip.[Phew. One Sollux Captor reporting for duty on the Gear, and he looks absolutely wiped out.]
Like, seriously. Did someone shove pot brownies down my throat while I wasn't looking or something? Okay, let me tell you all what happened, because this is weird shit
. If anyone's got an answer to how any of the past couple of days even happened, I am seriously interested in hearing it.
I'm pretty sure after we left Cianwood and went back because -- fuck if I know -- someone forgot something, and... well. I just found this off the Internet, but it was the most approximate image for what Cianwood looked like when we got back.[Trainer 22413 [CAPTOR, SOLLUX] would like to send you a file.]
Flying numbers and everything.
I think something in there really fucked with Jake, though... he got sent home by the Powers that Be literally right after that, and I got his Zebstrika or whatever it's called. That cannot be a fucking coincidence. I lost both KN and AA getting back out, no idea where they are. And, oh yeah -- I just got transported across an entire fucking Region
. This is fucking Lavender Town![Sollux looks around, and the next time he speaks, it's very quiet.]
...for fuck's sake, someone get me out of here